by your best idiot April 13, 2010
A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.
Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!
Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!
Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!
Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"
Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1
Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open
Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!
Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.
Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around
Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!
Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!
Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"
Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1
Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open
Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!
Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.
Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around
by your best idiot April 05, 2010
a kwyjibo
by your best idiot March 11, 2010
Ipod:
Positives -
You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -
Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader
And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod
And i'm telling it like it is
Positives -
You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -
Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader
And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod
And i'm telling it like it is
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