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A controversy involving the rock band Led Zeppelin, when, in 1969, at the Edgewater Inn in Seattle, they banged a groupie with a red snapper.
The Shark Episode: "It wasn't shark parts anyway: It was the nose that got put in. We caught a lot of big sharks, at least two dozen, stuck coat hangers through the gills and left 'em in the closet . . . But the true shark story was that it wasn't even a shark. It was a red snapper and the chick happened to be a fucking redheaded broad with a ginger pussy. And that is the truth. Bonzo was in the room, but I did it. Mark Stein (of Vanilla Fudge) filmed the whole thing. And she loved it. It was like, "You'd like a bit of fucking, eh? Let's see how your red snapper likes this red snapper!" That was it. It was the nose of the fish, and that girl must have cum 20 times. But it was nothing malicious or harmful, no way! No one was ever hurt." -Richard Cole, Led Zeppelin tour manager
Damn, that's hot.
Damn, that's hot.
by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007
Get the Shark Episodemug. A place to escape from the evil government conspiracy to brainwash public school students into being emotional wrecks, dependent on the Man and ready to waste their life in a factory or cubicle.
Praise Jesus! My family has enough money (barely) to send me to private school and save me from the Man!
by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007
Get the Private Schoolmug. A terrible excuse for music. Miserable instrumentalists, lyricists, and composers. Simply put, they FUCKING SUCK! Axl Rose has zero talent, and has to cover it up by whining like a newborn baby.
Slash? Have you morons ever heard of Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton? Guns n' Roses couldn't lick Led Zeppelin's sweaty, hairy BALLS!
by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007
Get the Guns n' Rosesmug. A mediocre guitarist, who attained popularity in the god-awful rock band Guns n' Roses. He's known for his long, curly black hair, his Les Paul guitar, a top hat, and a cigarette permanently drooping out of the corner of his mouth.
Jesus, people! He can play a goddamn scale! If you want an actual guitar god, see Jimmy Page. Slash is just a big wanker.
by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007
Get the Slashmug. Megacorporate Television. They don't have any actual artists, only talentless whores like Britney Spears and My Chemical Romance.
by your Lord and Savior August 26, 2007
Get the MTVmug. Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if
I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.
by Your lord and savior February 26, 2020
Get the I feel like shitmug. Seriously, AC/DC fucking blows. Their lyrics suck, and both Bon Scott and Brian Johnson sound like 80 year olds who've smoked all their lives.
by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007
Get the AC/DCmug.