want

desire or wish for possession or presence of something

I cannot change what I want unless I want to.

by yorrick hunt January 26, 2008

Ivor Biggun

Ivor Biggun; aka Robert "Doc" Cox; born 1 July 1946 in Sheffield, Yorkshire; British musician and television journalist; appeared on the BBC TV program "That's Life!"; as a musician he specialised in smutty songs which were banned by nearly all radio stations in his early career; in 2006 he released a best-of double CD.

Ivor Biggun never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

Ivor Biggun

Ivor Biggun; aka Robert "Doc" Cox; born 1 July 1946 in Sheffield, Yorkshire; British musician and television journalist; appeared on the BBC TV program "That's Life!"; as a musician he specialised in smutty songs which were banned by nearly all radio stations in his early career; in 2006 he released a best-of double CD.

Ivor Biggun never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008

as ugly as a hatful

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

yow beyowdy

extreme exclamation of achievement or satisfaction (cf. you beauty)

Even though he had no bet in the race, as the horses passed the winning post he yelled out, "Yow beyowdy" just to annoy the people around him.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

right of way

the right to go before another; precedence in passing granted to one over another

Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.

by yorrick hunt February 04, 2008