yeyyay's definitions
Remember, I was the guy who came to prom with my suit painted on my body, and I spilled my drink, and see, the paint ran, so you could see my dong just hangin' there? (Saving Silverman--Jack Black)
by yeyYAY June 16, 2006
Get the dongmug. by yeyYAY August 28, 2006
Get the nether rodmug. by yeyYAY August 18, 2006
Get the limomug. by yeyyay December 3, 2006
Get the heckinawmug. Herpes. Some people say herpes, some say "the herpes" (see hick), and some say "the herps." If you say "herps" you MUST add the "the." (If not, it just sounds dumb: "I've got herps, man.")
by yeyYAY June 16, 2006
Get the the herpsmug. 
Get the redonkulingmug. Just a straight guy who likes to look good and take care of his body. People won't think the ubersexual is gay if they see him or meet him (as opposed to hearing about things he does). They're also not effeminate pussies likes metrosexuals. Some also do "gay" stuff like see plays and operas, but that just means they like that stuff.
**Not that any of this stuff means a guy isn't gay anyway. If he has "the voice" or owns a poodle or a shih tzu or whatever that little gay dog is, I'd say he's gay.**
**Not that any of this stuff means a guy isn't gay anyway. If he has "the voice" or owns a poodle or a shih tzu or whatever that little gay dog is, I'd say he's gay.**
Straight Guy: Man, you coordinate your outfits and got a haircut at a chick place? You're so gay!
Ubersexual: Nah, dude, I just like to look good. I'm still straight and like to do normal guy stuff. I'm ubersexual.
SG: Oh! You're right! That stuff doesn't mean you're gay at all!
U: Duh.
Ubersexual: Nah, dude, I just like to look good. I'm still straight and like to do normal guy stuff. I'm ubersexual.
SG: Oh! You're right! That stuff doesn't mean you're gay at all!
U: Duh.
by yeyYAY August 22, 2006
Get the ubersexualmug.