multimask

To apply more than one skin care product to the face to get a hydrating glow and younger looking skin. The goal is to exfoliate and polish the skin.
Beauty Advisor: "Don't hesitate to multimask so you can eliminate crow's feet and enhance the apples of your cheeks."
by yes juanito yes November 01, 2017
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sigh of release

An expression of relief after going to the bathroom just in time. One of the best feelings in the world.
"I really had to go. I let out a sigh of release after successfully getting to the toilet."
by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014
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weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.
You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

Missionary Impossible
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...
by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022
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free tp

No cost toilet paper. It's available everywhere: stores, restaurants, workplaces. Why pay for it if you just use it once and flush it?
I haven't paid for toilet paper in years. I just steal it. It's not just an idea, free tp is a movement.
by yes juanito yes May 04, 2015
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returd

A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.
That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.
by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015
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bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."
by yes juanito yes August 08, 2014
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dream in the driveway

A highly prized or admired vehicle that is parked in front of your home. Represents the achievement of success and shows prestige.
I'm still in high school, but my dream in the driveway will always be a Porsche or Ferrari.
by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
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