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celebration sex

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.
It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.
by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014
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dyspareunia

Medical term for painful sexual intercourse. Greek for "bad bedfellows."
"Did you know that there is a new medications for dyspareunia? I saw a TV commercial for a med to relieve painful intercourse after menopause."
by yes juanito yes June 4, 2014
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2 at 10, and 10 at 2

The beauty rating of your date or partner during a night of a partying. She/he is quite ugly normally, but attractive and hot after a night of drinking. (Source is from a good country song).
"After about three drinks at the party, I came to the conclusion that she was a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2."
by yes juanito yes May 19, 2014
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gotta be a sin

Something that is so pleasurable or sexy that it has to be kept a secret. So wrong but so right.
Ann: "What we did last night was so wonderful. Don't tell anybody."

Mike: "It was fantastic. So good...Gotta be a sin."
by yes juanito yes January 16, 2015
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TV light

Ambient light from the television that is used to dimly illuminate a room or dwelling. The sound can be on or off.
I flicked on the TV light, hit mute and fell asleep on the couch.
by yes juanito yes January 13, 2015
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bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."
by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014
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weird vibe

An unusual and/or somewhat uncomfortable feeling in response to a person, place or situation.
Grandma's birthday party had a weird vibe. At her request, the DJ kept playing "It's Raining Men" over and over again.

Some beach towns in California have a weird vibe, but I keep going back to 'em.
by yes juanito yes March 28, 2015
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