What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).
by yes juanito yes November 05, 2014
Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?
A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.
A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.
by yes juanito yes January 15, 2015
"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"
by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014
Appropriate disposal of cigarette butts to prevent littering of parking lots, sidewalks and patios by smokers.
by yes juanito yes May 01, 2015
After a bath or shower, the towel wrapping over a woman's upper body. Looks as if she's wearing a short dress. She feels clean and fresh.
by yes juanito yes January 14, 2015
Ann: "The city and all the volunteers have done a great job with this recycling, composting and gardening project."
Mike: "100 percent."
Mike: "100 percent."
by yes juanito yes November 07, 2014
Short for "set the mainsails." A sailing reference meaning to go to a specific place or to head in a certain direction.
"After final exams, we set the mains for our favorite bar."
"At the start of the semester, I set the mains for all the best college radio stations."
"At the start of the semester, I set the mains for all the best college radio stations."
by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017