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polar plunge

A massive drop in temperature due to the emergence of cold Arctic air. Associated with a polar vortex weather system.

Wow, it's the polar plunge! It got 40 degrees colder overnight. I'll have to find my snuggle bunny.

polar plunge by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

distracted dining 

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

distracted dining by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

distracted dressing 

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.

I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.

distracted dressing by yes juanito yes November 7, 2014

jazz spot 

A small area of facial hair just below the lower lip in the center; technically called a mouche. It is smaller than a soul patch or jazz patch. The style was made famous by African-American jazzmen of the 50s, 60s and 70s.

I vividly remember Dizzy Gillespie with his jazz spot playing his bent trumpet in concert.

jazz spot by yes juanito yes November 6, 2014

100 percent 

Total agreement.

Ann: "The city and all the volunteers have done a great job with this recycling, composting and gardening project."

Mike: "100 percent."

100 percent by yes juanito yes November 6, 2014

buffet busser 

Buffet restaurant employee whose responsibilities include serving and replenishing beverages, taking away finished plates, cleaning up big messes, taking out trash and cleaning bathrooms. Just about the most thankless job ever. Worse than being a busser in a regular restaurant.

When I can, I try to give the buffet busser a generous tip especially if it's a special occasion.

buffet busser by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014

Spin Mop 

An ingenious invention, the Spin Mop is a complete cleaning system that can be used to take care of unbelievable messes. It has a washer-side and a dryer-side, both foot-powered, to allow optimal use if the microfiber mop.

Have you seen the Spin Mop infomercial? I was totally amazed when they used it to clean the walls and floor of a filthy convenience store bathroom.

Spin Mop by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014