yes juanito yes's definitions

CashTronaut

One who pays high money for “space” travel

Thank you CashTronaut 4 ur business

Ground Control

by yes juanito yes December 11, 2021

sneaker

Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.

Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.

My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.

by yes juanito yes November 28, 2014

spitting tacks

Verbal hostility. Saying things that are very hurtful and painful. Similar to verbal punches.

My mother in law was spitting tacks for 24 hours straight.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

100 percent

Total agreement.

Ann: "The city and all the volunteers have done a great job with this recycling, composting and gardening project."

Mike: "100 percent."

by yes juanito yes November 6, 2014

chicken teeth

An argument that is cowardly or weak, and lacks sharpness or focus. Chickens don't have teeth.

In the debate, the candidate's position was chicken teeth.

At the press conference, the spox gave a chicken teeth response.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

pet preserver

A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.

That bitch went overboard from the speedboat. Good thing she was wearing a pet preserver.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

TV light

Ambient light from the television that is used to dimly illuminate a room or dwelling. The sound can be on or off.

I flicked on the TV light, hit mute and fell asleep on the couch.

by yes juanito yes January 13, 2015