yes juanito yes's definitions

buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014

Obama Vacay

President Obama's vacation that brings a lot of extra traffic and congestion to your holiday location.

Traffic was at a standstill during the Obama Vacay. We had to walk a few miles through security checkpoints just to get to the beach.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

hard salami

1. Cold cut. Goes nice in a sandwich.

2. Stiff cock Goes nice in a pussy.

1. Gimme a hard salami sandwich.

2. Gimme some hard salami now.

by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

NAVSpeak

U. S. Navy abbreviations and acronyms that are widely used by naval personnel. Small abbreviations are combined to construct larger acronyms. A few examples of small abbreviations: NAV=naval, COM=command, LANT=Atlantic, PAC=Pacific, SUB=submarine, SURF=surface, RON=squadron, PERS=personnel, DES=destroyer. Larger acronym examples: COMNAVSUBLANT, COMNAVSURFPAC, DESRON, and many more.

In NAVSpeak, the Blue Angels are officially NAVFLIGHTDEMRON (Navy Flight Demonstration Squadron).

by yes juanito yes November 17, 2014

drowsy driving

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.

Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."

by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear

Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.

Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank way more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear.

by yes juanito yes October 29, 2020

sky rage

Violent or threatening behavior on an airplane. Similar to road rage.

"I was the victim of sky rage when I used my Knee Defender. The pilot had to land at the nearest airport."

"Remember That guy being dragged off United Airlines? They said re-accommodate, but I called it sky rage."

by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017