danger tape

1. In a construction area, bright yellow tape marking a hazardous zone. Warns people to keep out.

2. The idea of immediately identifying a toxic person so that others will stay away from them.

1. "Better string danger tape over here. Could be debris falling from the roof."

2. "They should find a way to put danger tape around my ex."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

birdfriend

An avian companion. An alternative to a boyfriend or girlfriend, or other animal companion.

My birdfriend understands me completely.

by yes juanito yes March 06, 2015

you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016

sleep aisle

The location for over-the-counter sleep aids in a supermarket, or big-box or drug store.

Shopper: "Can you help me? I haven't had a good night's rest for days."

Store clerk: "Try the sleep aisle. Near the pharmacy, aisle 26."

by yes juanito yes November 03, 2014

baconie

A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.

"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."

by yes juanito yes October 08, 2014

whole milf

Totally desirable milf. Way better than 2% milf.

Whole milf is best enjoyed in D cup.

by yes juanito yes April 09, 2015

melt with joy

A warm feeling when you see or talk to someone who makes you happy.

"I just melt with joy when I hear her southern accent. I'll do anything she says."

by yes juanito yes June 17, 2015