joke

Humor that unifies people with relatively small differences, making them laugh.
Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.
by yes juanito yes January 15, 2015
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Soup People

The large corporations that manufacture the liquid food that is sold to the working classes, and given away to the desolate. Well known companies include Campbell's and Progresso.
I volunteered at the homeless pantry where they told me to put six cans of food in each box. A lot of it was from the Soup People."
by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014
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snoozenastics

(noun). Snoozenastics is the practice of physical and mental activity during the time between snooze alarms while laying in bed in the morning. Physical activity may include breathing exercises, muscle stretching, and isometric exercises. Mental activity may include reflection and introspection on one's life, self-analysis of one's dreams (if any) the night before, and preparation for work or other activities in the day ahead. For the purist, the individual would be naked (under the covers).
"i just finished a nine-minute session of snoozenastics. Now I will take a shower, and get ready to go to work."
by yes juanito yes January 16, 2012
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I get that

Statement made by someone who claims to understand a specific problem or issue brought up by others. Conveys active listening and concern.
I know exactly what you're talking about. I get that. I have some ideas on how to fix it.
by yes juanito yes January 06, 2015
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interwhine

When two or more people gather to complain or bitch about their problems.
"Whenever my co-workers are together, they always interwhine."

"Interwhining is not unusual at our annual family reunion."
by yes juanito yes September 09, 2014
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mall-haul

Lavish or massive amount of items purchased at a shopping center or mall and returned home. Popular term among tween or teen girls who report all the items they purchased or purchased for them to their friends.
My 11 year old daughter posted a video on You Tube telling all her friends about her mall-haul.
by yes juanito yes January 24, 2012
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mallhaul

A large number of expensive and extravagant items purchased at a commercial shopping facility.
"Wow, what a mallhaul...all those packages and bags of things I purchased as holiday gifts!...filled the entire trunk..."
by yes juanito yes February 12, 2012
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