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clean freak

One who is totally obsessed with cleanliness. They go ballistic if you make a mess.

My wife spent an hour cleaning the bathroom. She's a clean freak.

clean freak by yes juanito yes March 1, 2015

weather envy

Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.

I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.

weather envy by yes juanito yes February 20, 2015

bread aisle

The location in food stores to find bakery products like buns, rolls and multigrain bread.

After quitting doughnuts, I met my fiancé in the bread aisle.

bread aisle by yes juanito yes February 15, 2015

Lift Tab 

Written instruction on how to open a box or package.

To open, lift tab here. Pour into bowl. Mix well.

Lift Tab by yes juanito yes February 15, 2015

SNF

Abbreviation for skilled nursing facility used by healthcare professionals. An onomatopoeia that evokes the odor of stale urine found in nursing homes.

Doctor to social worker: "This patient will need to be referred to a SNF."

"We visited grandma in the old folks home. After taking one step inside and one sniff, I knew why the social worker called it a SNF."

SNF by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015

motion is lotion 

Physical activity and movement used to prevent and relieve arthritis pain. The idea that exercise can be just as effective as all those pills, patches and creams for joint health.

The physical therapist suggested an exercise plan to help with my arthritis pain. He said motion is lotion.

motion is lotion by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015

unlicensed pharmacist 

A term for a drug dealer. One who sells illicit substances. They usually specialize in one or two types of drugs.

I have an appointment with my unlicensed pharmacist this evening at seven.

unlicensed pharmacist by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015