yes juanito yes's definitions

lady style towel

After a bath or shower, the towel wrapping over a woman's upper body. Looks as if she's wearing a short dress. She feels clean and fresh.

She's super sexy wearing only her lady style towel.

by yes juanito yes January 13, 2015

ninja tourist

Someone who visits new places at a rapid pace. They are most likely on a tight schedule or just like to go fast and be quick.

"We saw the highlights of the city in less than two hours! We are ninja tourists."

"I was a ninja tourist as I breezed through the entire museum in 20 minutes."

by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017

Personalized Plate

(noun) Automobile license tag which contains special meaning for the driver or owner of the vehicle. Must be officially registered with the state or local authority in order to place on the vehicle.

"I ordered a personalized plate from the state to put on my vehicle. It cost me a little extra, but I think it's worth it..."

"It's my first car, so I put '1ST CAR' on my personalized plate."

by yes juanito yes July 28, 2012

Scottsdale Wife

(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.

She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012

faux H2O

Water from drinking fountain or tap poured into the empty plastic bottle of brand name water. A good way save money and still look sophisticated.

Everybody thinks I drink expensive water all the time. My secret is faux H2O. Helps the environment too.

by yes juanito yes May 1, 2015

apples of your cheeks

The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.

"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"

by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

bleached corpses

Spirits of the dead who attempted ambitious projects, but failed miserably. They are horribly lifeless ghosts who expect nothing but failure.

In a Charlie Rose interview, Sting nervously joked about the presence of bleached corpses hovering around the stage as he prepared songs for his first musical, The Last Ship.

by yes juanito yes October 25, 2014