cold empathy

Feeling cold just by watching someone else shiver. Physiological response to seeing another person who is cold.

A recent study showed that people's body temperature actually dropped when they saw images of an actor dipping their hand into ice cold water. They called it cold empathy.

by yes juanito yes January 17, 2015

tic toc

Time is going by or running out. The sound of time.

Person 1: "My team is down by 10, and there's like 5 seconds to go!"

Person 2: "Tic toc."

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

media ping-pong

When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.

Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"

Baseball player: "Ask him."

Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."

by yes juanito yes July 26, 2014

wenis envy

Feeling inferior when comparing your elbow skin to someone else's. The area can become crusty, wrinkly, dirty looking, or hanging on some people.

I want her wenis. I have wenis envy.

by yes juanito yes November 14, 2014

hubcap pose

Placement of a stray hubcap at a highly visible location near the roadside. The finder positioned the fallen hubcap so that the owner might find it.

My lost hubcap was in a great hubcap pose. I'm thankful to the person who propped it up near the sidewalk under the light.

by yes juanito yes December 07, 2014

pee dribble

Droplets of urine on the front of a toilet seat and/or on the floor below. Generally there due to the weak and uncontrolled pee stream of an old man. Especially bothersome for the female of the species using a unisex bathroom.

Ann: "Did you see that pee dribble on the toilet?"

Sally: "Yeah, it was disgusting. He didn't even lift the toilet seat."

by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014

Beer Tower

Drinking game in which participants strive to build the tallest structure from beer cans or bottles. Stack it up with many a can or bottle..

Beer Tower is a contest to build the biggest skyscraper. 12-pack or 6-pack per story. Tallest building wins.

by yes juanito yes May 31, 2015