COVID-20

I lost everything and almost died from coronavirus in 2020. We’ll see what happens with COVID-20.
by yes juanito yes May 06, 2020
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Obama Vacay

President Obama's vacation that brings a lot of extra traffic and congestion to your holiday location.
Traffic was at a standstill during the Obama Vacay. We had to walk a few miles through security checkpoints just to get to the beach.
by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
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shoes on a wire

Footwear hanging from an overhead wire by the laces. The laces of the shoes are tied together, then lobbed up to the wire(s) so that the shoes hang and dangle. Supposedly signals a location where drugs can be purchased; also symbolizes pointlessness i.e. there is no good reason for the object (shoes) being there. Can be found near schools, and in poor areas and tourist locations.
"Once in awhile I'll spot shoes on a wire and it sparks my curiosity and I'll chuckle."

"Let's play the shoes on a wire game. First one to get the shoes to hang wins."
by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014
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Atlanta Connector

A sexual position in which the guy ends up cumming across the chest of his partner. Imagine the letter capital A drawn over your partner's face and chest. Imagine drawing a diagonal line from their mouth to each nipple. Next, get a handjob and when you ejaculate, spread the cum horizontally across their chest as if connecting the imaginary lines described above. This completes the Atlanta Connector.
Guy 1: "Bro, did you practice the Atlanta Connector on your girlfriend again?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I was on my A-game."
by yes juanito yes October 09, 2017
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Spin Mop

An ingenious invention, the Spin Mop is a complete cleaning system that can be used to take care of unbelievable messes. It has a washer-side and a dryer-side, both foot-powered, to allow optimal use if the microfiber mop.
Have you seen the Spin Mop infomercial? I was totally amazed when they used it to clean the walls and floor of a filthy convenience store bathroom.
by yes juanito yes November 06, 2014
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bleached corpses

Spirits of the dead who attempted ambitious projects, but failed miserably. They are horribly lifeless ghosts who expect nothing but failure.
In a Charlie Rose interview, Sting nervously joked about the presence of bleached corpses hovering around the stage as he prepared songs for his first musical, The Last Ship.
by yes juanito yes October 26, 2014
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gotta be a sin

Something that is so pleasurable or sexy that it has to be kept a secret. So wrong but so right.
Ann: "What we did last night was so wonderful. Don't tell anybody."

Mike: "It was fantastic. So good...Gotta be a sin."
by yes juanito yes January 17, 2015
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