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"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."
by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012
Get the alien abduction survivormug. Glass or plastic barrier positioned over food at buffet restaurants. Prevents slimy mucus and aerosolized droplets from getting onto the food. Street term for a sneeze guard.
I'm glad there's a snot blocker over the buffet. I noticed a lot of people coughing and sneezing since it's flu season.
by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014
Get the snot blockermug. Drinking game in which participants strive to build the tallest structure from beer cans or bottles. Stack it up with many a can or bottle..
Beer Tower is a contest to build the biggest skyscraper. 12-pack or 6-pack per story. Tallest building wins.
by yes juanito yes May 31, 2015
Get the Beer Towermug. 
Droplets of urine on the front of a toilet seat and/or on the floor below. Generally there due to the weak and uncontrolled pee stream of an old man. Especially bothersome for the female of the species using a unisex bathroom.
Ann: "Did you see that pee dribble on the toilet?"
Sally: "Yeah, it was disgusting. He didn't even lift the toilet seat."
Sally: "Yeah, it was disgusting. He didn't even lift the toilet seat."
by yes juanito yes November 29, 2014
Get the pee dribblemug. A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.
by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015
Get the library copmug. Feeling inferior when comparing your elbow skin to someone else's. The area can become crusty, wrinkly, dirty looking, or hanging on some people.
by yes juanito yes November 14, 2014
Get the wenis envymug.