ya mum's definitions

ya mum

One who birthed you.

Ya Mum should have had contraceptives.

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

ya mum

Tim's mother.

Tim, ya mum's a busty ho.
Eh?
I said YA MUM.
My mother? What about her?
I ripped her open.

by ya mum November 17, 2003

wankerville

a faggy biatch who doesnt belong and of cause likes to go out with wankers and wankerville is the polite way of saying there wankers

OMG... Kristin ur bf is such a wankerville

by Ya Mum May 9, 2004

Dead-Drop

When your dog takes a shit, so you do the decent thing and pick it up using a dog shit bag but you don't want to carry it around like some dickhead so you drop it in a location where someone wouldn't find it. Like in a bush, or in a half buried grave or a child's school bag etc.

Ahh fuck. Me dog's done a shit. Ahh don't worry I'll just pick it up and leave a Dead-Drop.

by ya mum April 22, 2020

dom britton

That dirty guy that goes to church just so he can touch children.

I invited Dom to your kid's party.

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

Tism

A bunch of alcoholic child-beaters. Coincidently, they make music.

Tism abused my son, but their new CD is pretty cool.

by Ya Mum July 12, 2003

Corno

Collective noun for Meerkcats.

Wow! Check out the Corno in the dumpster!

by Ya Mum July 12, 2003