xzybit's definitions

Project Pekingese

An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky panties she has on. They typically are very short in stature although they can weigh upwards of several hundered pounds.

Man, did you see that Project Pekingese D'aunte brought to the set last night?

by xzybit December 17, 2004

bubbly

Type of personality usually displayed by lonley and over eager Fat chicks.

Bertha has a bubbly personality.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

gaillardia

Affluent gated community of northern Oklahoma City with multi million dollar homes and rich as fuck residents. Similar to Buck head in Atlanta and Scottsdale in Arizona. Don't even think of driving through to look at homes as you will be kindly told to go elsewhere by the racist security force.

Security Guard 1: Is that a Negro approaching up the road?

Security Guard 2: Yep, call out the gaillardia intercept team and arm them with tasers.

by xzybit February 18, 2008

Ghettoo

Tattoos worn by gangsta thugs, their girlfriends or anyone who represents the urban underclass. Usually shoing representation for some hood, randon oriental ramblings, cats paws on breasts, etc.

We saw a few hoods walking down the street flashing their Ghettoos.

by xzybit July 14, 2004

benny hill theory

The theory that if you take any video footage, even involving great tragedy, speed it up and play Yakiddy Sax in the background, it will be funny.

When they showed steve irwin's funeral re mixed using the Benny Hill theory, i busted a gut laughing.

by xzybit September 15, 2006

scooter hippo

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).

Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.

by xzybit September 22, 2004

retard haircut

Bowl like haircut sported by the mentally handicapped that makes their forehead look even bigger than normal. Similar to the haircut that figure skater Dorothy Hamill had back in the day.

Jimmy, stop wearing those retard haircuts and grow your hair out!!

by xzybit May 18, 2005