xzybit's definitions

Project Pekingese

An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky panties she has on. They typically are very short in stature although they can weigh upwards of several hundered pounds.

Man, did you see that Project Pekingese D'aunte brought to the set last night?

by xzybit December 17, 2004

bubbly

Type of personality usually displayed by lonley and over eager Fat chicks.

Bertha has a bubbly personality.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

by xzybit January 3, 2006

zatfig

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "F A T".

Zatfig female seeks same.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

Cripple Stool

The handicap toilet stall. Same as Cripple Crapper

"The cripple stool is the Cadillac of toilets" Larry the cable guy.

by xzybit May 15, 2005

benny hill theory

The theory that if you take any video footage, even involving great tragedy, speed it up and play Yakiddy Sax in the background, it will be funny.

When they showed steve irwin's funeral re mixed using the Benny Hill theory, i busted a gut laughing.

by xzybit September 15, 2006

Nahlaters

Ghettotized slang for the candy Now and Laters.

Keyshawn, lemme hold a pack of Nahlaters and I will get back at you tomorrow.

by xzybit July 12, 2004