project ponytail

A type of hairstyle worn by hoodrats, gangsta bitches, etc. where the hair is pulled back in a ponytail style, but the girl just barely has enough hair to tie it off.
Shaweewee was in the beauty store looking for some clip on hair to fix up her busted ass project ponytail.
by xzybit April 18, 2005
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Fuck Fight

A 2 sided rape. When both parties fight for the dominate sex position.
Jim: I want to be on top!!
Kelly: No, I want to be on top!!
Jim: FUCK FIGHT!!!
by xzybit April 25, 2008
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volumptuous

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".
Volumptuous vixen seeking SBM.
by xzybit July 23, 2004
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daddy issues

Whenever a female has a fucked up relationship with her father, or absence of a father figure during her childhood, it tends to spill into any adult relationship they embark on, usually to the chagrin of any poor male in their life.
Geez, I come home one minute late and my old lady wants me to sleep on the couch. She has some serious daddy issues.
by xzybit January 14, 2005
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Jobsband

Whenever a woman commits 100 percent of her time to her job and career and doesn't make time for a significant other, she basically has a "jobsband". Common with childless females with multiple degrees on the wall, a good paying job that she works 90+ hours a week and no spouse to share her life woth.
I don't need NO man, I got a Jobsband.
by xzybit December 04, 2017
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blackanese

Of Black and Asian descent. Females are usually extreeeeeeemly fyne (see Amerie or Foxy Brown). Males just look like Black Chinamen.
I'm gettin some blackanese pussy tonight!!
by xzybit July 19, 2005
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fat girl tits

Tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. Because technically they still are "Big Tits", girls with them still think they are hot and usually brag about them whenever they post a personal ad. Same as calorie tits.
"SWF, 36 with ample chest"

Typical ad from a girl with fat girl tits.
by xzybit November 02, 2006
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