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Definitions by xzybit

Turd Book 

Home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. Sometimes called a field identification logbook.
When you go to spooktown, always bring your turd book.
Turd Book by xzybit October 20, 2004

scooter hippo 

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).
Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.
scooter hippo by xzybit September 22, 2004

Nigger Car

A car, usually early to mid 80's and made by Buick, Olsmobile or Catallac driven by the social underclass of the African American community(niggers).

Characterized by being unusually long and accesorized to the extreme: The rims alone are often many times more expensive than the car itself.
Police love to pull over nigger cars.
Nigger Car by xzybit September 21, 2004
Honkie, or Honky, an African American slang term for a white person, dates to at least 1946. The origin is not quite certain, but it is most likely a dialectical variation on the older term hunky or hunk. This latter terms date to 1909 and 1896 respectively and are probably from Hungarian. Unlike honky, the latter terms are usually used to denote people of Slavic or Central European ancestry and are not primarily used by African Americans.
SHeeeit, here comes dat honkie.
honkie by xzybit September 14, 2004
hee-haw by xzybit September 10, 2004
Tattoos worn by wanna be gangstas and/or their hoes claiming some street, hood or other stupid shit.
His ghettoo said "Hoova 4 life".
ghetoos by xzybit September 9, 2004

Coonery and Buffoonery 

Antics and behavior displayed by certain underclass individuals in the Black culture, the end result being the embarrassment of the rest of the upstanding Black community.

see tnb
Most rap videos show large amounts of Coonery and Buffoonery.
Coonery and Buffoonery by xzybit September 1, 2004