Portly Gentleman

A term used to describe a character in a Shakespeare play as "notable". However others portray this description differently as a man who is podgy or overweight

You are a rather portly gentleman aren't you?

by xndrh1 April 12, 2009

Wee Brother's Top

A saying to describe an item of clothing someone is wearing which is clearly too small for him. This is on the knowledge that if your are wearing something that is your wee brother's (little brother's) then it will be too small as your little brother would be often a lot smaller than you. This term is also used less commonly for something too big for you in which you would call your "Dad's top" or your "big brother's" top, again going on the knowledge that these people are probably a lot bigger. Obviously the term "top" refers only to a Tshirt but it can be used similarly when describing trousers as your "wee brother's trousers" but this phrase is not often used. To use this phrase on somebody is seen as an insult insinuating that either they cannot afford their own clothes or that they are too fat to fit into a certain garment of clothing. It usually results in laughter for those observing, as well as the victim of the joke being embarrassed and hard pressed to think of a come back.

That's rich coming from the guy wearing his Wee Brother's Top!

Fucking hell, are your Wee Brother's Trousers tight enough at the bulge

God sake man, what size is that, it looks like youe Dad's top

by xndrh1 October 29, 2009

Jermaine

Rhyming slang for "Definately" or "Defo" for short. It comes from the name of the England football player, Jermaine Defoe. This is because of his second name sounding like the word "defo."

Wow that Amanda Holden is a M.I.L.F

Jermaine

Oh and btw, are you coming to play fotball on saturday

Jermaine mate

by xndrh1 May 17, 2010

99er

To rub an eraser up and down the back of your hand 99 times, leaving a noticable red mark. Usually performed by kids under the age of 12

jason: Hey what's that on your hand?
Callum: I was doing a 99er

by xndrh1 January 08, 2009

Jayboy

When a male shaves his pubic hair into a solitary vertical line, leading down to his penis.

john: Dude, how's it hangin'?
Jason: Not bad man, shaved myself a Jayboy, its kinda itchy.

by xndrh1 January 09, 2009

Droof

A word native to Cumbernauld, Scotland which describes any non alchoholic drink. It takes other forms for other meanings like "Droofed" meaning to be thirsty or "Undroofed" meaning that you are deprived of a drink.

Mike: I'll give you a droof if you eat that shit"
john: *eats the shit*
Mike: "Well done, you've earned that Tizer!

I am severely droofed

That is one poor attempt, and so you will now be undroofed

by xndrh1 January 10, 2009