99er

To rub an eraser up and down the back of your hand 99 times, leaving a noticable red mark. Usually performed by kids under the age of 12
jason: Hey what's that on your hand?
Callum: I was doing a 99er
by xndrh1 January 09, 2009
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Droof

A word native to Cumbernauld, Scotland which describes any non alchoholic drink. It takes other forms for other meanings like "Droofed" meaning to be thirsty or "Undroofed" meaning that you are deprived of a drink.
Mike: I'll give you a droof if you eat that shit"
john: *eats the shit*
Mike: "Well done, you've earned that Tizer!

I am severely droofed

That is one poor attempt, and so you will now be undroofed
by xndrh1 January 11, 2009
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Jermaine

Rhyming slang for "Definately" or "Defo" for short. It comes from the name of the England football player, Jermaine Defoe. This is because of his second name sounding like the word "defo."
Wow that Amanda Holden is a M.I.L.F

Jermaine

Oh and btw, are you coming to play fotball on saturday

Jermaine mate
by xndrh1 May 17, 2010
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Cheap shot

This occurs when you buy something only to discover that you could have got it cheaper somewhere else. Usually adding insult to your being as well as injury to your wallet
Ah shit, I got this dvd for £5 and now its here for £3. I hate cheap shots!
by xndrh1 July 28, 2009
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Portly Gentleman

A term used to describe a character in a Shakespeare play as "notable". However others portray this description differently as a man who is podgy or overweight
You are a rather portly gentleman aren't you?
by xndrh1 April 12, 2009
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George Takei

The "live long and prosper" sign taken from the t.v program Star Trek, where the middle and ring fingers come apart and touch those fingers adjacent to them, displayed to someone as a sign of respect for a noble or hilarious action they have just committed.
Well done, you've earned that George Takei
by xndrh1 January 09, 2009
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