wyeth's definitions

gigi

foreskin

Sister, I got my gigi caught in my zipper!

Children, stop laughing.

Let us say a prayer to St. Sebastian, while I call Father to take care of everything,

by Wyeth October 3, 2009

bligalicious

attractive black female with the wig (weave)

ORIGIN:
BL=black
IGA=(w)ig/weave
LICIOUS=(del-icious)

I was watchin the WENDY WILLIAMS show.
Girl, half the audience was BLIGALICIOUS;
the other half was gay!

by Wyeth October 3, 2009

BLIG

Black with the wig (weave)

That blig look nice! Wonder if she gets hot unda all that hay?

by Wyeth October 3, 2009

BIG WEN

Wendy Williams;
referencing her new nikes--designed by her, for her;
each sneaker has a 3 letter metal plate over laces--the right sneaker is inscribed with "BIG;" the left with "WEN."

You are so BIG WEN, I can't stand it no more!

by Wyeth October 3, 2009

DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)

"Delete and forget" is the eversion of "forgive and forget."
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)

I shouldn't have sent that email last nite to the hot new intern. When I reread it this morning, I coulda died. But we talked and stuff--and agreed to "DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)".
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.

by Wyeth October 3, 2009

Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA)

An effective nonpharmacological soporific;
sleep aid;
comatosa.

Everytime I can't sleep, I put me some Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA) on, and I'm sleepin like a baby in no time.
Nee Nee like 50 a valium.

by Wyeth October 4, 2009