Dylan

A big dude who smokes a lot of pot and plays Fortnight for 9-12 hours a day.

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Anastasia

A bitch who is quite at first but then gets hella annoying and usually has a big ass with a small waist. Anastasia will usually become a hoe around the age of 13. Shes kinda attractive but cant get employed. Good luck to anyone who dates a Anastasia because shes fucking horny a lot.

Holy shit its Anastasia look at that ass.

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Talia

Usually a really energetic demon. Who usually tries to occasionally kill you. BUT only on certain occasions for example, if you throw gang signs at her she will strike. If found approached by a Talia, escape slowly because she is very fast.

Holy shit it Talia. RUN

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Alex

Alex is usually a hot fucking dude with a six pack who will break your heart eventually but it doesn't matter because either one of you will come crawling back.. Alex is the kind of guy you wish you could have with you for the rest of your life but if he hurts you you will probably cry yourself to sleep .

Alex cheated on me, Im probably gonna slit my wrist tonight.

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