dry as a powderhorn

Having no beer or other alcoholic beverages in one's possession

Tom: 'hey man, you got any beer at your place?'
Mike: 'uh-uh brother, I'm fuckin' dry as a powderhorn.'

by Woody Thomas January 15, 2006

The Dirty Side

A term used by over-the-road truckers referring to the east coast of the United States, with its large congested cities, pollution, crime, and grime, as contrasted to the western United States with its wide open spaces, natural beauty and clean air.

I was glad to get back to the West after spending two weeks on the Dirty Side.

by Woody Thomas February 28, 2010

Homestyle

A term of endearment, interchangable with homeslice, homeboy, etc. Other favorites:

home cookin'
home field advantage
homemade
home sweet home
home dog
home away from home
home brew
home of the brave
homey
homeward bound
home improvement
etc.

what up widdit homestyle?

by Woody Thomas June 28, 2007

spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly

The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

by Woody Thomas April 08, 2007

spend

to come; ejaculate, issue semen

she was so hot I thought I would spend just looking at her

by Woody Thomas January 07, 2006

eat some fuck

A directive given to someone in anger or displeasure

oh, why don't you just eat some fuck, asshole!

by Woody Thomas August 04, 2007

True Romance

An average movie, ridiculously violent, but the Christopher Walken\Dennis Hopper exchange is worth the price of admission itself.

When True Romance is on cable, I watch the legendary scene where Hopper gives Walken a history lesson on Sicilians and then turn it off

by Woody Thomas September 03, 2006