nigga please

a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.

Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.

by Woobie June 01, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Items of such atrocities that do NOT exist!

Geroge Dubya: Hmmmmm, we've been searchin' for them weapons of mass destruction for about 4 years now and still ain't found none. Well, we must call for more American troops wasting there lives for no reason in Iraq! (when it should really be Afghanistan because of Al-Qaeda)

by woobie October 10, 2005

Maury Povich

besides Jerry Springer Maury hosts the best talk show. the funniest topic is the paternity tests because whenever the test comes negative there's always drama. other topics are fat babies, cheating husbands, man or woman?, etc.

Taniqua: Quatarius I know you the daddy. I only slept wit u and no one else.
Quatarius: *itch please, you's a skank ho. Always been partyin' & bein wit dem dudes.
Maury: Taniqua, are you sure Quatarius is the father?
Taniqua: Maury, I'm 150% positive he's Iesha's daddy. He gots the eyes, the chin, the earlobe...
Maury: When it comes to little Iesha, Quatarius, you are not the father!
Audience: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatarius: What now?! I told you! I told you! YEAH!
*~Taniqua runs backstage sobbing, Maury follows, Quatarius jumps for joy~*
Maury: It's okay. You're now one step closer to finding the father. Who's next on your list.
Taniqua: Well (sniff) Quatarius was #62. Kareem has to be the daddy!

by woobie June 13, 2005

Gray Davis

a dumbass former governor of california. he focused on giving money to stupid things like prisons instead of schools or the community. him and president bush would make perfect companions.

If you don't want to be like Gray Davis stay in school!

by woobie June 13, 2005

Jennifer Afleck

what was going to be Jennifer Lopez's new name until her and Ben Afleck broke up. See bennifer.

Ben Afleck + Jennifer Lopez = Jennifer Afleck.

by Woobie June 01, 2005