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Definitions by womanizer

The Shocker 

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)
The Shocker by Womanizer August 31, 2003

slumpbuster 

When a professional athlete finds the dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most disease-ridden skank and puts the wood to her with the intent that it will break up a slump.
A rod picked up a slumbuster at the bar last night.
slumpbuster by Womanizer August 31, 2003

Shop Vac 

When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.
I found a nice shop vac last night.
Shop Vac by Womanizer August 31, 2003

womanizer 

To pursue women lecherously.
Bill Clinton is a womanizer.
womanizer by Womanizer July 1, 2003

The Nixon 

A variation of the Bullwinkle in which you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, "I'm not a crook". This is considered very bold and is frowned upon for those with a modicum of decorum.
I pulled the Nixon last night on your mom.
The Nixon by Womanizer June 7, 2003