potatoes and gravy

An unusual and rare type of shit that consists of round,slimy turds about the size of new potatoes in a thick,diarrhea sauce. AKA Gruesome Goulash
I really had to clench my butt cheeks to keep the gravy from oozing out from the potatoes and gravy in my colon.
by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011
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pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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disco pussy

This is a phenomenon where a woman wearing white,summer weight shorts or pants carries a certain brand of cell phone that displays blinking, multi-colored lights,when ringing,in a front pocket (next to her minge). When receiving an incoming call,her camel-toe area lights up like a carnival ride. It is very funny and freaky to observe.(especially in a grocery store)
The first time I saw a disco pussy,I thought the lady was either a robot or a alien.
by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011
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Rapunzel titties

Long,beagle-eared breasts that are particularly long and sag way down past the navel like overfilled water balloons.
Owners of Rapunzel titties can get on their hands and knees and achieve a six point stance.
by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011
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skillet titties

Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.
You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.
by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011
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celesbians

Lesbians with celebrity status. Notables include Rosie O'Donnell,Anne Heche,Melissa Etheridge,Lily Tomlin, Ellen Degeneres,KD Lang,Jane Lynch,Wanda Sykes,Suze Orman,Cynthia Nixon,Meredith Baxter and Martina Navratilova
Rosie O'Donnell is probably the most outspoken of all the celesbians.
by wolfbait51 June 04, 2011
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beaner beamer

A Tijuana taxi type automobile preferred by Mexicans.Typically a mid to late 60's Chevy Impala with a flashy paint job,small wheels and tires,air bag suspension kits,and an interior tricked out in velvet,fake fur,and pom-pom fringe.
Look at that Sombrero head in his beaner beamer.
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