caught my ear

When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.

These two guys were talking on the bus and the word "pussy" caught my ear.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

mark mark

The sound a harelipped dog makes

I was walking through the cemetary late one night and I heard someone call my name.
Mark Mark
It turned out to be a harelipped dog.

by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011

nose rape

Nose rape is an assault on one's olafactory organ caused by another individual's use of way too much perfume/cologne. May also be accompanied by eye rape if the offending odor causes the eyes to water. Most prevalent with teenage boys and hookers.

Out teenage son commits nose rape with English Leather.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

free style shitter

A person who cannot defecate unless completely naked.Believe it or not,although rare,there are people who feel compelled to strip down in order to poop.It is most likely a harmless OCD condition.

I hope you're not waiting to get in the bathroom.Dad is in there and he is a free style shitter. Gonna be a while.

by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011

TampaX

Tampa International Airport. Currently serving only "red eye" flights.

I booked a flight to Jamaica out of TampaX.

by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

robin's nest

What the pecker of a fat man looks like. From a distance,it appears as a blue egg in a nest of pubes.

I hate swimming at the YMCA. Seeing all those old fat bastards in the locker room with their robin's nest is disgusting.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

ostracized

What happens to old men when they inevitibly develop "long balls". Their nutsack looks like an upside-down ostrich head as viewed from behind.

When I saw grandpa's drooping ballsack hanging out of his bermuda shorts,I asked him what was wrong with him,he said; "Son,when you turn 70 you automatically become ostracized."

by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011