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jack jacked

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.
I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.
by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011
mugGet the jack jackedmug.

ghetto conestoga

A 7-8 year old vehicle with a Blue Book value of < $2,000 that has been "all nigga'd up" with $10,000 of aftermarket bling such as 22 inch wagon wheels and rubber band tires,European tail lights,a window rattling 5,000 watt amplifier and sub woofer system,and fake fur interior trim.
Look at that Ghetto conestoga. The tires are worth more than the car.
by wolfbait51 September 24, 2011
mugGet the ghetto conestogamug.

Poontene

An expensive,high-end line of hair care products for muffs.
My sister loves Poontene Pubes Conditioner with guava extract.
by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011
mugGet the Poontenemug.

McSpittoon

A soft drink cup from McDonald's used as a receptacle or cuspidor into which girls who do not swallow,spit cum.
When my date did not discard her cup after she finished her Coke,I had high hopes she was saving it as a McSpittoon.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
mugGet the McSpittoonmug.

movie shoes

A pair of high top shoes you only were to the movies.The high tops give your ankles support so you can walk when the movie is over because your feet and legs invariably go to sleep.Movie shoes also have soles that look like dust mops due to all the fuzz,paper,and litter stuck to them from the the floor of the theater notoriously sticky and gooey with spilled soda,candy and jizz.
My movie shoes are buckle-up wing tips.
by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
mugGet the movie shoesmug.

Vagivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink vagina.
I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a vagivore
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
mugGet the Vagivoremug.

shake weight jiggle

When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.
When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
mugGet the shake weight jigglemug.

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