Definitions by wolfbait51

I wish I could do that 

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

I wish I could do that by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

skillet titties 

Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.

You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.

skillet titties by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

the Moe 

The only hairstyle permitted in China.A unisex style named after Moe Howard of the Three Stooges.

I went into a Chinese barber shop and on the wall there was a chart of various cuts available.Ther were 16 pictures of the Moe.

the Moe by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

cereal box zombie 

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.

You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

cereal box zombie by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

dryer sheet hitchhiker by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

nose rape 

Nose rape is an assault on one's olafactory organ caused by another individual's use of way too much perfume/cologne. May also be accompanied by eye rape if the offending odor causes the eyes to water. Most prevalent with teenage boys and hookers.

Out teenage son commits nose rape with English Leather.

nose rape by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Roman Paradox 

The phenomenom where the actors in movies about ancient Rome speak with British/Australian accents. This goes way back to the films with Richard Burton up to modern day films with Russell Crowe.

Julius Caesar wasn't British was he? No,it's just a Roman paradox.

Roman Paradox by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011