An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.
by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can't escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011
A tactic used by women to fortify fidelity when their significant other is away at school,in the service overseas,or in prison. As a "something to remember me by" maneuver,the lady queefs into a balloon and ties it off,puts it in a box with a note saying "Pop and Sniff" and mails it to her loved one.
That poor guy in cell block C is really down in the dumps. He just got a Pop and Sniff from his wife.
by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011
A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
I was walking through the cemetary late one night and I heard someone call my name.
Mark Mark
It turned out to be a harelipped dog.
Mark Mark
It turned out to be a harelipped dog.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
A person who cannot defecate unless completely naked.Believe it or not,although rare,there are people who feel compelled to strip down in order to poop.It is most likely a harmless OCD condition.
I hope you're not waiting to get in the bathroom.Dad is in there and he is a free style shitter. Gonna be a while.
by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011
When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.
by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011