wolfbait51's definitions

mustarrhea

A squeeze bottle of mustard that has started to separate and,when squeezed,squirts out a yellow oily substance accompanied by a diarrhea-like sound.

I got mustarrhea on my ham sammich!

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011

gnigger

a black gnat

You can't even fish on the river when the gniggers hatch

by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

anal sex shopping list

A list of items needed to be purchased at the grocery store and hardware store before attempting some of the ridiculously asenine sex acts described in Urban Dictionary.

According to the Urban Dictionary,we'll need a quart of Rocky Road ice cream,an avacado,and a toilet plunger to perform the Peruvian Plumber.We better make an anal sex shopping list.

by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011

condundrum

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.

We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

prairie dog rub

The mark left in your underwear where a prairie dog rubbed its nose. A skidmark

The wife always bitches on laundry day if she finds a prairie dog rub in my shorts

by wolfbait51 December 9, 2011

custard filled croissant

A horribly infected pussy.A Cheese Whiz dripper.

I'm not eating that custard filled croissant. Hard to tell what STDs that thang has.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

egoflatuphilia

The love of smelling ones own farts (flatus).An egoflatuphile thinks their farts are less offending and far superior to anyone elses.Their attitude is "my farts don't stink therefore my shit don't stink".

That guy at work has egoflatuphilia.I saw him huffing his farts out of his lunch bag.

by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011