Definitions by wolfbait51
Who sliced the fish?
This is the companion piece to "Who cut the cheese?" ."Who sliced the fish" is used when someone detects a queef.
We were sitting at the dinner table about to enjoy a nice pot roast when the foul stench of expired tuna wafted about the tablet.I glared at my sister and asked,"Who sliced the fish?"
Who sliced the fish? by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
egoflatuphilia
The love of smelling ones own farts (flatus).An egoflatuphile thinks their farts are less offending and far superior to anyone elses.Their attitude is "my farts don't stink therefore my shit don't stink".
egoflatuphilia by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011
scrotal raphe
The scrotal raphe is a visible line or ridge of tissue that runs through the midline of the scrotum and upwards through the posterior midline aspect of the penis (penile raphe. Also known as the scrotal seam or bowling ball bag zipper.
I always thought the scrotal raphe was a scar left from where they installed my balls at the factory.
scrotal raphe by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011
erectile misfunction
While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.
erectile misfunction by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
jack jacked
When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.
jack jacked by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011
condomgasm
This is an unfortunate occurrence where a male ejaculates from repeated attempts to roll a condom on his turgid,periclimactic member. Two conditions are required for this to occur. 1) The male must be hyper-aroused and almost ready to skeet from prolonged foreplay. 2) There needs to be a condition where the male cannot smoothly install the condom such as poor lighting,unfamiliarity with installation process,trying to install under the bed covers,and most commonly from trying to unroll condom backwards.The repeated stroking motion required to unroll the wayward condom is usually sufficient stimulation to surpass the "cum threshold".
I was hurriedly trying to put on a condom with one hand when a condomgasm occurred and I skeeted on my girlfriend's panties.
condomgasm by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
McSpittoon
A soft drink cup from McDonald's used as a receptacle or cuspidor into which girls who do not swallow,spit cum.
When my date did not discard her cup after she finished her Coke,I had high hopes she was saving it as a McSpittoon.
McSpittoon by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011