That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.
by wolfbait51 May 04, 2011
When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
by wolfbait51 May 06, 2011
This is where you're forced to take a shit (drop a log) in the woods while hiking/camping and the sapling you're holding on to, while squatting,snaps and you roll backwards into your own crap.
We called the camping trip off after my extreme logging mishap.The stink and green flies were just unbearable.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
When two tight friends (sidekicks) drift apart because one of the pair gets in a serious relationship with a member of the opposite sex. The abandoned friend will always harbor some degree of resentment towards the interloper for ruining the friendship.
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011
An environmentally friendly resources conservation measure where the toilet is flushed only after the bowl contains the crap of multiple cable laying sessions. A specific sub-type of "going green".
by wolfbait51 April 04, 2011
Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas
by wolfbait51 April 02, 2011