yeast roll

When a girl has an itching,burning vaginal yeast infection and the only relief she can get is to climb a wooden telephone pole and slide back down.

At first I thought Gen Tel was working on the phone lines but now I see it's just a chick taking care of the ole yeast roll.,

by wolfbait51 June 01, 2011

ghetto scholarship

Four years in the state pen

Threee gangstas in my class got a full ride ghetto scholarship

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

exersted

exhausted from exertion or exhausted from exercise

After about 25 pushups,I'm totally exersted.

by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

dopplefanger

1) The exact look-alike vampire version of person. NOT an exact mirror image version because vampires have no mirror image.

2) True Blood meets How I Met You Mother

That girl with the monkey bite on her neck is telling everybody she was bitten by my dopplefanger.

by wolfbait51 June 09, 2011

emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 07, 2011

penivorous

A male or female with an insatiable appetite for cock.

Those fags are so penivorous.

by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011

boxing glove

The triangular roll of fat on an obese woman directly beneath the FUPA (fat upper pussy area) that kinda resembles a boxing glove. A really fat cameltoe.

Those sweat pants really accentuate her boxing glove.

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011