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condomgasm 

This is an unfortunate occurrence where a male ejaculates from repeated attempts to roll a condom on his turgid,periclimactic member. Two conditions are required for this to occur. 1) The male must be hyper-aroused and almost ready to skeet from prolonged foreplay. 2) There needs to be a condition where the male cannot smoothly install the condom such as poor lighting,unfamiliarity with installation process,trying to install under the bed covers,and most commonly from trying to unroll condom backwards.The repeated stroking motion required to unroll the wayward condom is usually sufficient stimulation to surpass the "cum threshold".
I was hurriedly trying to put on a condom with one hand when a condomgasm occurred and I skeeted on my girlfriend's panties.
condomgasm by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
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condomasturbate 

to masturbate into a condom.
Whenever he masturbates, he condomasturbates.
condomasturbate by uttam maharjan October 13, 2011

condomism/condomist 

When someone has a grudge against using condoms whilst having sex.
"Don't be sucha condomist..."
"i believe in condomism"
condomism/condomist by xXx May 13, 2005

condomism 

The ones belief to commit adultery, safely by using latex wrapped around thy knob penis.
Person 1: Do you have a firm belief in condomism?

Person 2: Yes I do believe in condomism, i think that is the efficient way to commit adultery.
condomism by Efan.35 May 17, 2018
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