wolfbait51's definitions

monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.

I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Masturbista

One who is dedicated to masturbatory perfection.May or may not have a "masturs" degree.

I jack-off 6 or 7 times a day,I guess that qualifies me as a masturbista.

by wolfbait51 January 19, 2011

Snap-On Tool

A strap on dildo. Favored by lesbians and gay brazilian men.

I saw a video of 2 lezzies going at it with snap-on tools

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

swat team

Giving fly swatters to all the kids at the picnic/bar-b-que and telling them they are in charge of pest control.

I didn't have a single fly on my paper plate thanks to my swat team.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

bridge mix

Small round turds that resemble Brach's tasty candy treat.Usually girl poop.

The wife filled the toilet bowl with bridge mix

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

sidekicked to the curb

When two tight friends (sidekicks) drift apart because one of the pair gets in a serious relationship with a member of the opposite sex. The abandoned friend will always harbor some degree of resentment towards the interloper for ruining the friendship.

As soon as my buddy of 15 years got a girlfriend,I was sidekicked to the curb.

by wolfbait51 November 26, 2011

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011