Sunnyside up is intentionally NOT flushing the toilet and leaving a massive turd and toilet paper with the poop smear side facing up.This is done to irritate your significant other or to achieve that trendy "gas station restroom" ambience for your own bathroom.
Wife: "You nasty,gross bastard! You didn't flush the toilet and you left the toilet paper sunnyside up."
by wolfbait51 March 12, 2011
A skid mark in your underwear that looks like a sergeant's stripes.(Chevrons). The only feasible explanation for this unusual phenomenon is a cross-crease wedgie combined with a really wet fart.
by wolfbait51 May 07, 2011
A highly ornate bone china vessel for catching and disposing of the clippings of a trimmed or sheared hairy muff. Origin traced back to the Minge Dynasty (1660-1979) where every female had a hairy snooch and Wooly Mammoths roamed the lands.
That is my prized minge vase circa 1969. It is a collector's item.Antiques Road Show appraised it at $700
by wolfbait51 June 01, 2011
A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
I was looking at naked chicks on the internet and this one gross fat lady had poop pimples up and down her butt crack.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011