Definitions by wolfbait51
gas station key fob
gas station key fob by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
rest stop toilet paper
Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".
rest stop toilet paper by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
husk hock
Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.
husk hock by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
napster
napster by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
Lyllet
A reverse mullet that is all party in the front and all business in the back and is worn by Mr Lyle Lovett.
Lyllet by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011
yeast roll
When a girl has an itching,burning vaginal yeast infection and the only relief she can get is to climb a wooden telephone pole and slide back down.
At first I thought Gen Tel was working on the phone lines but now I see it's just a chick taking care of the ole yeast roll.,
yeast roll by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011
minge vase
A highly ornate bone china vessel for catching and disposing of the clippings of a trimmed or sheared hairy muff. Origin traced back to the Minge Dynasty (1660-1979) where every female had a hairy snooch and Wooly Mammoths roamed the lands.
That is my prized minge vase circa 1969. It is a collector's item.Antiques Road Show appraised it at $700
minge vase by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011