A form of body art where an image is permanently etched underneath the skin of a woman's breast in indelible ink. A titty tat is most frequently seen on strippers,hookers,biker chicks,carnie sluts,emo girls,goth chicks and dykes.The number one cause of titty tats is excessive drinking followed by spring break,peer pressure and rebellion.Should not be confused with Tweety Bird's "Putty Tat".
A dude in a strip club turns to his wing man,"I tawt I taw a titty tat! I did! I did taw a titty tat!!"
by wolfbait51 January 09, 2011
A squeeze bottle of mustard that has started to separate and,when squeezed,squirts out a yellow oily substance accompanied by a diarrhea-like sound.
by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves.
by wolfbait51 June 13, 2011
The triangular roll of fat on an obese woman directly beneath the FUPA (fat upper pussy area) that kinda resembles a boxing glove. A really fat cameltoe.
by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011
The corn husks invariably stuck betwixt your teeth after eating corn on the cob that tickle your tongue and drive you crazy until you finally floss them out. The part of corn that never makes it to your poop.
by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011
When you're going down on a chick and lapping up all that fishy goodness and suddenly your tongue wanders too far south and you get that distinct,acrid,dill pickle-sauerkraut flavor.
I must've accidentally tongued the ole lady's asshole when I was eating her out.I got that dreaded battery acid taste that can only come from the filthy pickle barrel.
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011