Definitions by wiseman

HFCS

High Fructose Corn Syrup - a sugar substitute often used in soft drinks, candy bars, and other sweetened food products.

One of the ingredients in Dave's cola was HFCS.

HFCS by Wiseman July 10, 2006

E85 

A fuel blend for automobiles that is 85% ethanol and 15% gasoline. Becoming more and more popular as a way to reduce the USA's dependence on foreign oil.

Jake's new car had a fuel flexible engine so he pulled into the new service station and filled up with E85.

E85 by Wiseman July 10, 2006

mung 

A sticky glob of nastiness left on the end of a Louisville Slugger that was roughly inserted into the vagina of a fat sweaty woman for her sexual pleasure.

Dude, did you see the mung left on that bat after he fucked Holly with it? Nasty!

mung by Wiseman July 7, 2006

squirt on the cookie 

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

squirt on the cookie by Wiseman June 27, 2006

ralph chunks 

The act of vomiting.

Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.

ralph chunks by Wiseman June 27, 2006

lose your lunch

The act of vomiting. See ralph chunks

Dusan, stop drinking. You look like you're about ready to lose your lunch.

lose your lunch by Wiseman June 27, 2006

fag hole 

The middle urinal in a group of three.

Bob was already pissing in the first urinal and Neal was relieving himself in #3 so I got stuck with the fag hole.

fag hole by Wiseman June 18, 2006