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Keokuk is a small town in Southeast Iowa located at the convergence of the Des Moines and Mississippi rivers. Keokuk was named for the Sac-Fox Indian, Chief Keokuk. Keokuk was once a proud, bustling community of over 17,000 persons. Now it is but a shell of its former self. Just over 10,000 people now call Keokuk home. Unemployment rates are high and anyone who gets an education generally leaves town and never comes back. The school system is eroding, city streets are in disrepair, and healthcare services are meager at best. As more and more factories close and semi-intelligent individuals leave town, the results of years of inbreeding in Keokuk will become more apparent. Eventually Keokuk's population will probable level off at around 2,500. Everyone one in town will be related and there will only be 5-6 surnames in the phonebook.
by Wiseman July 13, 2006
Get the Keokukmug. 
A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.
Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
Get the two fistingmug. I grew up in K-town, but I'm glad I don't live in that cesspool anymore. Fucking town has gone to shit!
by Wiseman July 13, 2006
Get the K-townmug. to keep something or a situation under control. to place restrictions often for the good of the whole
if someone doesnt regulate submissions to this urban dictionary, it will become an even larger chunk of turd.
see SHS freshman
see SHS freshman
by wiseman January 19, 2003
Get the regulatemug. by Wiseman April 4, 2004
Get the Dek Soudermug. by Wiseman July 26, 2006
Get the little soldiermug.