55 definitions by wise man

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc
After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
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Irish for tits
liggat tha tets on that foyn filli!
by Wise Man July 15, 2003
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A phrase i frequently use whilst at work.
Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
by Wise Man October 17, 2003
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Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.
My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
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Male semen
I left my baby gravy all over her face
by Wise Man July 11, 2003
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A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.
"Do the Monkey with me"
by Wise Man October 07, 2003
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Freaky puppet that used to be on channel 4. His main routine consisted of spitting all over thecamera lens, writing his name in the 'fog' and then getting his pink and yellow striped jumper unravelled.
Peh - ooh - beh
by Wise Man October 06, 2003
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