Definitions by wills0

2 definitions in 1 

Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.

Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.

2 definitions in 1 by wills0 June 21, 2010

pencil shavings

another word for cum.

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.

pencil shavings by wills0 July 28, 2009

teacher's aide

A school assistant who supports teachers who need help and students who need to stay on task.

Teacher's aides are there to help.

teacher's aide by wills0 July 27, 2009

pimping 

another word for awesome, radical or cool.

pimping man, pimping.

pimping by Wills0 July 9, 2009

high functioning autism 

A developmental disorder, usually diagnosed in childhood, where the person behaves in a distant manner and haves difficulties socializing. Some high functioning people with the condition are actually quite bright. The person with the condition is NOT retarded. In fact, as I said, some are quite bright.

High functioning autism is a developmental disorder.

high functioning autism by Wills0 July 1, 2009

autism 

A developmental disorder, NOT a mental disease/illness.

Some people have autism.

autism by Wills0 July 1, 2009

deformity 

An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional. Deformities are basically birth defects.

My cousin has a deformity. He must be retarded.

deformity by Wills0 June 20, 2009