tenfold bash

Masturbating and successfully ejaculating on ten separate occasions in the space of 24 hours
Boy1: Alright boy2, do you wan come out to the cinema today?
Boy2: Can’t mate, I’m on a tenfold bash. I wouldn’t have the time!
Boy1: Come on mate, you can nipp off to the toilets every now and again
Boy2: Nah mate, SERIOULSY a tenfold bash is hard work
by Willis McGee July 20, 2006
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dick-jargon

Talking like a cock. A type of incoherent language mainly associated with being a dick
Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick

Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon
by Willis McGee July 20, 2006
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Shit definition

see bullshit

see bollocks

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Person1: swrfe e ghip erwgho
Person2: shu wefh opuwieuoet w0e57883057 jkg kl;
Person3: eaw houo rd auageog!!!!

This is perhaps the best example of a SHIT definition, you have walked away learning nothing except that I am a cunt. Cuntraversally, many people post in SHIT no better than this. Down with the digital cunt! Down with the computing cunt! Down with ALL cunts!
by Willis McGee July 27, 2006
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Missy Elliot

to be simultaneuosly fat and so annoying that I myself am taking the pains to use the urban dictionary to relieve myself of my anger towards her continous existence and her current inabilty to die

No example exists other than Missy Elliot herself

Small essay on Missy Elliot:

Missy Elliot - all that fat bitch can chat about is her "chubby waist" .. you think i give a shit about that? do i wana hear about her lard? no. and whats that shit about "i got a cute face": she is evidently butters

she has also recently reffered to herself as having "(i got)beyonce hips"; comparing her own body structure to beyonce knowles in the remix of "Touch It" - I am horribly offfended by this claim and was physically sick when I first heard it

In conclusion, Missy Elliot is the shittest rapper ever, she can only talk about sex and her presumably 'buff body' & she's not being ironic either - she actually belives the shit she says. Someone needs to put an end to her vile misogynist 'music' once and for all - YES I am suggesting she be shot the fuck down
by Willis McGee July 18, 2006
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cunt-guy

A guy who is quite simply, a cunt
Jimmy: that guy over there is a cunt

Robert: mate, mate, lets save time, lets call him a cunt-guy from this day forth rather than the guy who is a cunt
by Willis McGee July 19, 2006
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nobster

A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.

Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.
Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all

Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again

Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?

Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.
by Willis McGee July 16, 2006
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rah digga

an exclamation of shock or suprise, based on the convience of the words "RAHHHH" to deal with the initial shock stage and "DIGGA" as the comedown and realisation

there also happens to be a most peculiar woman rapper who hides her butters face behind large sunglasses and shares the same 'name' as this expression, whilst busta rhymes has his hand up her ass puppeteering her every move (quite literally).
Jonny: I just won the lottery
Billy: Don't bullshit me, mate, I'm no fool
Jonny: No seriously, look at the ticket in my hand, I ACTUALLY did win
Billy: RAHHH DIGGGA
Jonny: Rah digga? You keep using words like that mate and you won't have a share in my winnings
by Willis McGee July 26, 2006
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