willis's definitions

Gorm

Shortened version of the word 'Gormless' Used to describe a stupid individual looking seriously deprived of intelligence.

''Neil You gorm''

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

my nigger

A term used to mean a pal or close friend. Originally the term announced the ownership of a person of color.

Today -- "How are you my nigger?"
Then -- "How are my niggers?"

by Willis April 11, 2005

muc'n'her

Topless Mudwrestling - Females only.

I went to a party the other day and a bunch of chicks were having a go at some muc'n'her.

by Willis November 4, 2004

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...

Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

cathead

An annoying lamebrain.

"What a CATHEAD!"

by Willis August 7, 2003