william the wallace's definitions
Grammatically Incorrect Spelling of Blackadder ,A Fantastic British Sitcom Spanning the ages Starring Rowan Atkinson
by william the wallace May 2, 2006
Get the black addermug. Former Spice girl.an annoying scrawny ugly media whore who has no talent.Constantly features in British Tabloids walking out of designer shops wearing black goggles. Her Current claim to fame is that she is married to an Overpaid English footballer now nearing the end of his career.
''Aw man this paper has nothing but bad news in it''
''Oh hold on! Here's a picture of Posh Spice wearing a designer frock, we're saved!''
''Oh hold on! Here's a picture of Posh Spice wearing a designer frock, we're saved!''
by william the wallace April 17, 2006
Get the posh spicemug. Robert or Rabbie Burns (never Robbie!English take note!)
Scotlands Most celebrated poet, the true Bard,A true man of the people wrote some cracking poems and songs.Liked a good drink and a good lookin lassie.Rumoured to have 100's of decendants today due to his philandering ways!Born in Ayrshire and wrote all his work in his native Scots Tongue
Scotlands Most celebrated poet, the true Bard,A true man of the people wrote some cracking poems and songs.Liked a good drink and a good lookin lassie.Rumoured to have 100's of decendants today due to his philandering ways!Born in Ayrshire and wrote all his work in his native Scots Tongue
by william the wallace March 2, 2006
Get the Rabbie Burnsmug. The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
Get the Robert The Brucemug. by william the wallace March 17, 2006
Get the heidmug. The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect.
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them!
Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people?
God: Yes my Son! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them!
by william the wallace April 17, 2006
Get the Scotlandmug. Why Do the Scots spell it without the ''E'',
Because We Invented it thats why! ,originally called uisge beatha ''water of life'', in the Gaelic Tongue.
Because We Invented it thats why! ,originally called uisge beatha ''water of life'', in the Gaelic Tongue.
by william the wallace March 18, 2006
Get the Whiskymug.