william dean a. garner's definitions

Touron

Noun. A moronic tourist, usually from Canada, Germany or France.

In winter, the tourons from Canada descend on Florida.

by William Dean A. Garner May 5, 2011

Dirty Undies

Noun, plural. Undergraduate students at a college or university.

The frat-house dirty undies are typically the loudest and stinkiest lot on any college campus.

by William Dean A. Garner May 16, 2011

Mentors

1. Breast implants
2. Big boobs.
from: Mentor Corporation, the #1 manufacturer of breast implants in the U.S.

Sittin' at the bar, I looked askance and caught her "Mentors" in my field of view, threatening to climb their way out of a thin black Armani dress.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Urban-Edge Literature

1. A new genre of literature that features edgy, urban settings; hip, colorful characters; and the cool, razor-sharp language of the streets.
2. Also called "Edge Lit"

Coined by BP Masin, 12Sep03

The new field of "urban-edge literature" is a huge success not only with inner-city youth, but also with the whitebread kids of the 'burbs. It resonates strongly with the tone of today's youth: hip, edgy, vigorous. It's "two-dimensional hip-hop."

by William Dean A. Garner September 12, 2003

500s

1. Breast implants, filled with 500 mL (cc) of saline or gel
2. Big boobs.
3. Headlights.
4. Knockers.
5. Big Impressive Tits.

Shirline's 500s walked into the room a full second before she did.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003