william dean a. garner's definitions

voodoo doodoo

1.The kinda nasty, stanky diarrhea you get from eating Mexican or Middle Eastern food.
2. "Montezuma's revenge"

In Mazatlan, we ate at this taco stand. Fifteen minutes into it, I got the "voodoo doodoo" and wet my surfer shorts in front of the whole crowd.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

rockodon

Someone who's dimwitted and non-thinking.

He was strong and muscular and looked great in a suit, but he was little more than a rockodon.

by William Dean A. Garner July 3, 2012

ambulance chaser

1. Someone who runs after the EASY dream, not willing to do what it takes to earn the real thing.
2. A lazy person who chooses the easy wrong over the hard right.

Lawyers aren't the only "ambulance chasers" out there. Look at all the kids in Hollywood searching for the magic formula that they think will launch them to stardom. None really make it. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 20, 2003

off the radar

1. Illegal
2. Illegitimate

I took his money and did the job "off the radar," avoiding the IRS, the FBI, and Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

ciaotime

When it's time to dump that someone special, or maybe not so special, it's "ciaotime." Ending a relationship.
pronounced "chow time"

After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

baloops

full, beautiful lips, not unlike those of a balloon.

Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

diarrhito

Any Mexican food that gives you diarrhea, especially burritos, but DAMN, it tastes soooo good!

Pulled up into Taco Bell and ordered two diarrhitos with extra cheese.

by William Dean A. Garner July 26, 2010