william dean a. garner's definitions

tiptop

A beautiful, sexy, skimpy top worn by a female bartender to generate more tips.

The right tiptop, in just the right color, worn on the right bartender is a guaranteed money magnet.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

Bazookastan

The land of weapons. A large urban space that contains more weapons per capita than any other place on Earth.

We landed in Bazookastan at 0500, just before first light, and found 500 warriors aiming their AK-47s at us.

by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011

Ca-Ching!ster

Noun. A banker or someone who handles large sums of cash and charges usurious interest. Another term for the Federal Reserve.

The Rothschild family is full of ca-ching!sters who control the world's major banks and ride roughshod over everyone.

by William Dean A. Garner May 23, 2011

Sugarwell

Noun. Hobo slang for female vagina, male/female rectum, or male/female mouth.

When drunk and horny, just about any sugarwell will do.

by William Dean A. Garner May 20, 2011

OOBE

Pronounced OO-bee. Out of body experience.

After her terrible car crash, she had an oobe and watched herself hover over the accident scene.

by William Dean A. Garner May 13, 2011

Rust&Dust

Research and Development (R&D) that has gone sour and lost money.

At one time, Netflix was the R&D shit. Now it's all Rust&Dust.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

beat-down

A good, old-fashioned ass kickin',

Baby Rah passed out fifteen seconds into his "beat-down." When he awoke, his 250-lb. mother filled his view.

by William Dean A. Garner September 17, 2003