willbchou's definitions

goatmeal

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

by willbchou November 16, 2011

Chair nap

A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.

I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.

by willbchou September 25, 2010

offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.

Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."

by willbchou January 2, 2012