willbchou's definitions

offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.

Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."

by willbchou January 2, 2012

timewaste

n. a waste of time

v. to waste time

Person 1: Typing out three words "waste of time" is a huge timewaste.
Person 2: Oh man, I guess I've been timewasting all this time.

by willbchou March 30, 2011

Chair nap

A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.

I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.

by willbchou September 25, 2010