willbchou's definitions

goatmeal

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

by willbchou November 16, 2011

timewaste

n. a waste of time

v. to waste time

Person 1: Typing out three words "waste of time" is a huge timewaste.
Person 2: Oh man, I guess I've been timewasting all this time.

by willbchou March 30, 2011

offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.

Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."

by willbchou January 2, 2012