Mouth Sores

What women get from sucking dirty dick. Usually in the form of some herpes of the gum line or cankers.
Tina started getting a bleeding mouth lately. She went on a dick binge and picked up Mouth Sores from a shit load of filthy cock.
by will bitten February 11, 2017
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Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!
by will bitten September 30, 2017
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Sriracha Crotch

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.
Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!
by will bitten September 07, 2017
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Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,
What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!
by will bitten October 10, 2016
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Fecalangelo

Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!
by will bitten July 22, 2017
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Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.
Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!
by will bitten September 18, 2016
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Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
by will bitten December 18, 2016
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