87 definition by will bitten

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash
Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!
by will bitten October 02, 2016

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A combination ensemble of a Jean shirt and a pair of orange tab Levi's
I went to a bar in Texas and every dude was wearing a Dallas Tuxedo!
by will bitten October 06, 2016

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When you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to shit so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. You must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.
"I had no time to jump out of the shower to crap out last night's tacos so I had to mash the drain cuz I shit the tub ."
by will bitten October 06, 2016

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A term to describe a gay Cowboy. Mainly the dominant in a relationship. ie Broke back Mountain style.
"No one suspected that Clem on the Dude Ranch was a Rim Wrangler!"
by will bitten October 10, 2016

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Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.
When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.
by will bitten October 08, 2016

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One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.
Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.
by will bitten October 08, 2016

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An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,
What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!
by will bitten October 10, 2016

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