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When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.
Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.
by will bitten October 4, 2018
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Get the Antique Blonde mug.What the senior citizens wear at the Casino while playing the Slot Machines. The diaper is worn for long periods of time for fear of missing the Jackpot upon leaving to use the washroom.
Granny was geared up for an 8hr shift on her favorite One Armed Bandit cuz she had her Slot Diaper on.
by will bitten June 6, 2017
Get the Slot Diaper mug.Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!
by will bitten January 25, 2017
Get the Sandsquatch mug.A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.
Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"
by will bitten May 2, 2018
Get the Music Crouton mug.When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
by will bitten September 14, 2017
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