will's definitions

seductionist

a man that is good at setting up one night stands, but not long term relationships.

"That seductionist over there likes to fuck a chick for one night and then move on."

by Will June 4, 2004

Korink

A demeaning and racist term used to insult an Asian from Korea. As dehumanizing as calling a black person a "nigger", or a Chinese person a "chink". This word is not used too often (thank god), but unfortunately the latter is. Racists really are dousche bags.

I refuse to use it as an example as I have a friend who is Korean. I only posted this word so that if you hear it and don't know the meaning, now you know.

by Will June 8, 2004

Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.

No longer in production

by Will April 14, 2006

WillPClark

Resides in Bossier Parish, Louisiana 71037.

Born: September 16, 1948, Near Philadelphia, Mississippi 39350.
Occupation:USARMY RET (20yr 3mos 5 days) - V A Rated: Disabled Veteran ( Demonican Republic 1965 & Vietnam 1969-70)
Also Known as "The Porch man"

Sexually Focused

by Will June 9, 2004

cheeseburger

Someone who is trying to cockblock another man in a social gathering.

"Damn, man. Chris is being such a cheeseburger tonight!"

by Will June 13, 2004

the hustle

When plans are ruined by an outside force. The term was originally used in this context by Paul Lizotte and Will Keel.

"Damn, that was the hustle."

by Will June 19, 2004

smiff

wipping your butt and the toliet paper breaks. Then taking a wiff of your finger

i wiped my butt and smiffed on my finger.

by Will October 1, 2004