who dat's definitions

clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

by who dat January 8, 2005

golf

golf is, if you notice, a seperate category from sports when you go to define your world link on urban dictionary. see for yourself. golf is not a sport. its for old men who cant do anything to active any more because they suffer from oldtimers. any one young that plays has a gay name like "tiger" woods. that name just places in your mind the sound of a tiger snarling(dosent it???). what are the chances that you are going to get a tiny ball in a whole over a couple a hundred yards away? then you get your fat lazy butt on an electric cart and tote your blueblood my poop dont stink and i am rich did i mention i am rich self over to the ball and try to make it in the whole. young people that play this just need an excuse to hang out with the boss or someone that they are trying to see how much brown they can possibly get on there nose.

i need to go wash my balls.

by who dat November 8, 2004

AK47

I GOT ONE. MOSTA THESE DEFFINITIONS IS ONLY HALFWAY TRUE. where do i start? i have the sar 1 (search and rescue). it shoots very true providing you know the tajectery of your ammo. most yuppies dont and get on the internet complaing. when the ak came into production the sks went out. the ak was designed for urban warfare. it is not a sniper rifle although an 800 meter (875.1 yard) shot is possible. if you buy one i recomend the chineese military 75/100 round drum wind up type. dosent jam. did i mention that the ak dosent ever jam. (unlike the ar15,m16,m4,etc.) you can without tools break it down and put it back together in the field. sand is not a problem. barrel insides dont rust. its a tough weapon. its like "the glock" of assault rifles. Mr. kalaskinov was a genious. he said let the sights be mounted to the barrel and all the other moveable parts be clanking and banging around behind it. the american gunsmiths however say build it tight. thats why the m16 jams- there is no room for a few grains of sand and thus you need a guide assist rod. you can see daylight between the upper and lower recievers of the m16. they built it real tight huh?

I am cornholio... my bung hole goes rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat

by who dat November 7, 2004

boo-yaka-shaw

it is bigger than a boo yaa, which is slang for a 12 gauge detonation. this is like both barrels or say a piano falls on yer head or say a large rifle caliber goes off (.50 bmg or .700 action express) and shoots a cashier at stop n go and rips him in half. if a boo yaa its usually boo yaa boo yaa but boo-yaka-shaw is only used once.

you got a 12 gauge loaded with slugs and this punk starts talkin wak and every time you shoot him you tear off a shoulder and arm or blow offa leg. thats boo-yaka-shaw

by who dat November 7, 2004

grave digger

one who diges up graves and has sex with dead people. usually they enjoy going down on them first and then having sex with them. any time you see someone taking flowers into the grave yard watch out.

what you think just because shes dead we should just break up er somethin?

you think your fresher than her?
so she dont move around, so she dont talk a lot shes still fun to be around. your just prejudice. your prejudice against dead people.

by who dat November 7, 2004