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buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
mugGet the buy me honda, I love you no shitmug.

nastorious

Better way to say nasty. Implies something with a high gag-o-magnifier quotient.

Also 'nastorious to the asorious' which is as bad as it gets.
Uh, that eyeball-intensive seafood is nastorious!
by wheaty June 8, 2005
mugGet the nastoriousmug.

Baka

Fool, sap, chump, moronic, ridiclous.

Origin - The word baka is made up of two kanji - Ba (horse) and Ka (deer). The idea being that if you can't tell a horse from a deer, then you must be BAKA.
Anyone that still thinks George Bush is an honest man is truly BAKA.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
mugGet the Bakamug.

mangalize

To make a mess of. To bollocks it up. To unintentionally screw something up - but do it on a grand scale.
She was trying to decorate the cake, but mangalized it beyond repair.
by wheaty August 30, 2005
mugGet the mangalizemug.

thirstage

Same as thirsty, but with different modifiers.
a: You be thirstage?

b: Maximum thirstage.

c. Thirstage like a hot dog.
by wheaty June 4, 2005
mugGet the thirstagemug.

festering wound

1. A US Navy club.

2. A dive, mostly frequented by US Sailors.

3. Any place serving liquor in plastic cups and beer in cans to avoid unnecessary lascerations during bar fights. Characterised by chaos, the smell of blood and urine, and loud crappy music, .
The bar at the base in Naples was such a festering wound that the name became the festering wound.
by wheaty June 2, 2005
mugGet the festering woundmug.

turd chaser

A shipboard plummer. A Navy nickname given to Hull Technicians (HT) for being the ship's roto-rooter experts.

Nothing sexual implied, but the possibility is there obviously
Hey Chief, the head (crapper) is clogged up again. Call out the turd chasers.
by wheaty June 2, 2005
mugGet the turd chasermug.

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