wheaty's definitions

festering wound

1. A US Navy club.

2. A dive, mostly frequented by US Sailors.

3. Any place serving liquor in plastic cups and beer in cans to avoid unnecessary lascerations during bar fights. Characterised by chaos, the smell of blood and urine, and loud crappy music, .

The bar at the base in Naples was such a festering wound that the name became the festering wound.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

mangalize

To make a mess of. To bollocks it up. To unintentionally screw something up - but do it on a grand scale.

She was trying to decorate the cake, but mangalized it beyond repair.

by wheaty August 30, 2005

tazmanian devil

Someone easily spun up over any non-event.

Lets pull the tazmaniam devil off the ceiling. He's gotten himself spun up over nothing again.

by wheaty June 4, 2005

pound mochi

1. To pound mochi rice with a wooden mallet repeatedly until its beaten into a gooey paste. Usually done around new years for the new years feast on the first.

2. To get laid. To pound the poozle. (Hawaiian pidgeon of Japanese immigrant origin)

1. Hiroshi keeps an old hollowed out stump in the shed to pound the mochi around oshougatsu.

2. Ay boss, my wife stay home today, I go home lunch time and pound some mochi.

by wheaty June 22, 2005

imaginary bluetooth

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.

Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.

by wheaty October 1, 2008

turd chaser

A shipboard plummer. A Navy nickname given to Hull Technicians (HT) for being the ship's roto-rooter experts.

Nothing sexual implied, but the possibility is there obviously

Hey Chief, the head (crapper) is clogged up again. Call out the turd chasers.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

Ju-C

An orange flavored soft drink bottled and sold in Barbados.

Public bus transport in Barbados called that because they have (or used to have) a Ju-C advertisement placard on the front of the bus. The Ju-C sign really grabs your attention because the buses are huge and they come right at you on very narrow roads.

Shite man. Though the weather was mainly fair, the Ju-C smashed me cyar just past Speightstown.

by Wheaty July 21, 2005