wheaty's definitions

Deeter

An effect in investment trading where the best intentions always result in disaster. If a sum is placed in stocks, the market will immediately collapse. You then Deeter and transfer your stocks to bonds as a stop loss. The stock market then rallies to all time highs and the bond market languishes causing you to Deeter again and transfer your bonds to stocks at a great loss in hopes of catching the market rally.

I put my money in stocks and the market dropped so I did a Deeter and put it in bonds and then the stock market rallied and I did another Deeter and put it back in stocks. I lost my ass! Damn my Deeter ways!

by wheaty January 2, 2009

wap your pork

To masterbate (male).

Originated from ZAP comics in the 1970's

Johnny being 15 had to wap his pork 3-4 times a day to reduce the white count.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

hungered

Same as hungry. Also see thirstage.

Man, I be so hungered. I could eat thirty of those nasty little White Castle burgers.

by wheaty June 4, 2005

raz

Jamaican word for ass. Also raz'ol for asshole.

Kiss me raz.

Foop you raz, you and shite be de same ting.

by wheaty July 21, 2005

pound mochi

1. To pound mochi rice with a wooden mallet repeatedly until its beaten into a gooey paste. Usually done around new years for the new years feast on the first.

2. To get laid. To pound the poozle. (Hawaiian pidgeon of Japanese immigrant origin)

1. Hiroshi keeps an old hollowed out stump in the shed to pound the mochi around oshougatsu.

2. Ay boss, my wife stay home today, I go home lunch time and pound some mochi.

by wheaty June 22, 2005

turd chaser

A shipboard plummer. A Navy nickname given to Hull Technicians (HT) for being the ship's roto-rooter experts.

Nothing sexual implied, but the possibility is there obviously

Hey Chief, the head (crapper) is clogged up again. Call out the turd chasers.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

gag-o-magnifier

The part of the brain connected to the back of the throat that regulates the intensity of a gag reflex. Upon receiving sensory input from the brain, the gag-o-magnifier then calulates the gag factor - taking into account synergistic variables such as alcohol or drug over indulgence, excess pie intake, and outside influences such as a blast of shit.

Gag-o-magnifier is from the Ninja Turtles cartoon.

Riding in the back of Elrod's Pinto across West Texas after a bottle of tequila and some peyote buttoms, the gag-o-magnifier kicked into warp mode and had me hurling like exorcist girl.

by wheaty June 1, 2005