Definitions by wheaty

boodle fight 

Philippine fine dining. A traditional meal where the food (usually pancit - skinny noodles cooked in grease) is dumped in a pile on old newpaper and then everybody eats as fast as they can using their fingers.

In the boodle fight you have to eat fast to get your fill.

boodle fight by wheaty June 13, 2005

nastorious 

Better way to say nasty. Implies something with a high gag-o-magnifier quotient.

Also 'nastorious to the asorious' which is as bad as it gets.

Uh, that eyeball-intensive seafood is nastorious!

nastorious by wheaty June 8, 2005

thirstage 

Same as thirsty, but with different modifiers.

a: You be thirstage?

b: Maximum thirstage.

c. Thirstage like a hot dog.

thirstage by wheaty June 4, 2005

hungered 

Same as hungry. Also see thirstage.

Man, I be so hungered. I could eat thirty of those nasty little White Castle burgers.

hungered by wheaty June 4, 2005

tazmanian devil 

Someone easily spun up over any non-event.

Lets pull the tazmaniam devil off the ceiling. He's gotten himself spun up over nothing again.

tazmanian devil by wheaty June 4, 2005

mahu 

Male crossdresser common to Hawaii, particularly the Chinatown district of Oahu. Mahu are on the streets to perform skin flute renditions for a price. Most mahu are pretty rough looking and could probably kick the shit out of you if provoked.

Mahu are disliked by large local women because they buy up all the large size stylish shoes leaving only funky kine shoes that nobody like wear.

a: Damn, dat lady sure got plenty make up and one short dress!

b: Dats no lady. Dats one mahu. She's a he and he could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch.

mahu by wheaty June 3, 2005

turd chaser 

A shipboard plummer. A Navy nickname given to Hull Technicians (HT) for being the ship's roto-rooter experts.

Nothing sexual implied, but the possibility is there obviously

Hey Chief, the head (crapper) is clogged up again. Call out the turd chasers.

turd chaser by wheaty June 2, 2005