wheaty's definitions

Baka

Fool, sap, chump, moronic, ridiclous.

Origin - The word baka is made up of two kanji - Ba (horse) and Ka (deer). The idea being that if you can't tell a horse from a deer, then you must be BAKA.

Anyone that still thinks George Bush is an honest man is truly BAKA.

by wheaty June 20, 2005

turd chaser

A shipboard plummer. A Navy nickname given to Hull Technicians (HT) for being the ship's roto-rooter experts.

Nothing sexual implied, but the possibility is there obviously

Hey Chief, the head (crapper) is clogged up again. Call out the turd chasers.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

Ju-C

An orange flavored soft drink bottled and sold in Barbados.

Public bus transport in Barbados called that because they have (or used to have) a Ju-C advertisement placard on the front of the bus. The Ju-C sign really grabs your attention because the buses are huge and they come right at you on very narrow roads.

Shite man. Though the weather was mainly fair, the Ju-C smashed me cyar just past Speightstown.

by Wheaty July 21, 2005

buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.

Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

by wheaty June 20, 2005

skutch

Another work for skank, but nastier. There were two men's magazines in the 60's called 'skank' and 'skutch.' Both featured chunky 20 something white broads with big saggy titties, bleach blond hair, red lips and nails, and a cigarette.

Uh, dat one nasty skutch, can smell her through the TV.

by wheaty May 29, 2005

nastorious

Better way to say nasty. Implies something with a high gag-o-magnifier quotient.

Also 'nastorious to the asorious' which is as bad as it gets.

Uh, that eyeball-intensive seafood is nastorious!

by wheaty June 8, 2005

tazmanian devil

Someone easily spun up over any non-event.

Lets pull the tazmaniam devil off the ceiling. He's gotten himself spun up over nothing again.

by wheaty June 4, 2005