whatserface's definitions
Tyler: Hey man, do you play soccer?
Taylor: Yeah dude, it's awesome. It takes a lot of skill and practice and it keeps you in good shape.
Taylor: Yeah dude, it's awesome. It takes a lot of skill and practice and it keeps you in good shape.
by whatserface January 8, 2009
Get the soccermug. sort of like a blog on a forum, except where a blog is more about the person who wrote it, a thread is more open to discussion on a topic.
by whatserface December 21, 2008
Get the threadmug. A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)
I guess this definition makes me a smartass
by whatserface November 25, 2007
Get the smartassmug. A wireless phone company (also landlines and internet) with pretty bomb commercials. Not sure if their service is any good.
(I forgot her name so we'll just call her Jen)
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.
Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.
AT&T
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.
Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.
AT&T
by whatserface March 11, 2008
Get the AT&Tmug. 1. short for identification (capitalized)
2. short for "i don't" followed by one or two other words (i.e. i don't know, i don't care, etc.)
2. short for "i don't" followed by one or two other words (i.e. i don't know, i don't care, etc.)
most common:
idc,idk,idr
most common w/ an extra word added:
idrc,idfc,idek,idfk
less common:
idbi,idts
idc,idk,idr
most common w/ an extra word added:
idrc,idfc,idek,idfk
less common:
idbi,idts
by whatserface August 1, 2007
Get the idmug. Born Reginald Albert Forman in 1927, a fictional character played by Kurtwood Larson Smith on the kick-ass comedy That 70s Show (originally aired on FOX) who always threatens to stick his foot up someone's ass. Father of Eric and Laurie Forman. World War II veteran. Truly dissapointed in his son for being a wimpy nerd. Always calls Eric and his friends "dumbass"es.
Bob Pinciotti: Thanks Red. If I had some mistletoe, I'd kiss ya.
Red Forman: And if I had some mistlefoot, it'd be up your ass.
Red Forman: And if I had some mistlefoot, it'd be up your ass.
by whatserface November 25, 2007
Get the Red Formanmug. A wireless cell phone company that claims to be "America's most reliable". They have terrible commercials, I mean, who wants 1000 people following them everywhere?
by whatserface March 11, 2008
Get the Verizonmug.