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freedom flag

A flag standing for freedom... which of course does not exist. There's no freedom so a "freedom flag" actually stands for a lying government, most usually the United States of America.
Republican: "Everybody knows that the US stands for liberation, everybody..."

Realist: "Yeah sure, just don't look outside the US. Everyone in Europe thinks it stands for shit..."

Republican: "Of course not, it's the only freedom flag left!"

Realist: "Haha... whatever, Yank. I didn't know freedom was occupation, and I didn't know liberation was a slaughter! All those corpses can, at least, decompose freely..."

Republican: "No, no, no. We're preserving them... as trophies of a successful campaign..."

Realist: "What the fuck?!"

Republican: "We killed all those nasty terrorists!"

Realist: "You killed everyone!"

Republican: "Like the small number of terrorists!"

Realist: "No... I'#m talking to one. What the fuck?!"
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
mugGet the freedom flagmug.

freedom fries

They never were French! They certainly aren't related to freedom, unless the fatter you are the more freedom you have! Hold on - is this related to the corporate fatcats?!
America sucks, France sucks, the whole world sucks!
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
mugGet the freedom friesmug.

counterterrorist

The same meaning as terrorist. Same thing, just from another point of view.
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
mugGet the counterterroristmug.

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