hawthorne heights

instead of defining this piece of shit sometimes called a band. ill do a favor for you and sum up all their lyrics.
WAHH WAHH MY LIFE SUCKS, I THINK ILL GO CUT MY WRISTS TO RELEIVE THE EMOTIONAL PAIN. *tear tear*
*ohio iz 4 luvers playing*
Leroy: Damn, what the fuck is that shit.
Emo kid: shut up porch monkey hawthorne heights stuff makes me cry
Leroy: No, fuck you cracker. your emo music sucks and i wish MCR had died in that car crash *caps*
(i have no problem with black people, i apologize for the sterotype, thought it might add to the humor)
by wewillrockyou August 13, 2006
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my chemical romance

Before you listen to this band, imagine the sound a horse dick makes as you cut it off and shove it in an unsuspecting friends mouth while he/she is sleeping. You have now witnessed sound 300 times better than this shitty excuse for a band. Thank you and goodnight.
Trevor: Hey man i bought the new My Chemical Romance CD!
Me: Yeah and your dick just shrunk 4 inches it didnt have before!
Trevor: Holy shit your right!
Me: Might wanna see a doctor about that. THANKS GOD!
by wewillrockyou July 27, 2006
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schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.
1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!
by wewillrockyou November 27, 2006
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