wewillrockyou's definitions

fall out boy

the sounds produced from this band can be directly to the sound young girls make when they are being assfucked by satan. not only is their music shit, but they also lack talent and fail at life. why people like them is a question that sometimes keep me up at night. if you are emo, or like emo people i think you shud take your fucking thick rimmed glasses off and jump off a fucking cliff.

see also:
failure
shit
emo
bleeding ears

Kid 1: oh my life is so bad i think ill go listen to fall out boy
Kid 2: what happened
Kid 1: my girlfriend dumped me. *sobs*
Kid 2: you faggot your only 12 years old. get a fucking life and listen to some good music.
Kid 1: hey thats a good idea!
Kid 2: oh i was just kidding its too late for you *shotgun blast to the face* sorry man, your fault

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

tranny surprise

the result of 3 bottle of jack daniels, a bed, and a woman with a penis. god damn i miss that woman... er... thing

When i woke up the next morning, i was in for a tranny surprise!

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

hawthorne heights

instead of defining this piece of shit sometimes called a band. ill do a favor for you and sum up all their lyrics.
WAHH WAHH MY LIFE SUCKS, I THINK ILL GO CUT MY WRISTS TO RELEIVE THE EMOTIONAL PAIN. *tear tear*

*ohio iz 4 luvers playing*
Leroy: Damn, what the fuck is that shit.
Emo kid: shut up porch monkey hawthorne heights stuff makes me cry
Leroy: No, fuck you cracker. your emo music sucks and i wish MCR had died in that car crash *caps*
(i have no problem with black people, i apologize for the sterotype, thought it might add to the humor)

by wewillrockyou August 12, 2006