Definitions by wewillrockyou

fall out boy

the sounds produced from this band can be directly to the sound young girls make when they are being assfucked by satan. not only is their music shit, but they also lack talent and fail at life. why people like them is a question that sometimes keep me up at night. if you are emo, or like emo people i think you shud take your fucking thick rimmed glasses off and jump off a fucking cliff.

see also:
failure
shit
emo
bleeding ears

Kid 1: oh my life is so bad i think ill go listen to fall out boy
Kid 2: what happened
Kid 1: my girlfriend dumped me. *sobs*
Kid 2: you faggot your only 12 years old. get a fucking life and listen to some good music.
Kid 1: hey thats a good idea!
Kid 2: oh i was just kidding its too late for you *shotgun blast to the face* sorry man, your fault

fall out boy by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

my chemical romance 

Before you listen to this band, imagine the sound a horse dick makes as you cut it off and shove it in an unsuspecting friends mouth while he/she is sleeping. You have now witnessed sound 300 times better than this shitty excuse for a band. Thank you and goodnight.

Trevor: Hey man i bought the new My Chemical Romance CD!
Me: Yeah and your dick just shrunk 4 inches it didnt have before!
Trevor: Holy shit your right!
Me: Might wanna see a doctor about that. THANKS GOD!

my chemical romance by wewillrockyou July 27, 2006

DMB 

DMB, a shitty unoriginal nonsense abbreviation for Dumb Masturbating Bitches. They have smelly pussies and bite the heads off babies on stage for entertainment and to turn on the fucked up souls who venture to their shit holes they call concerts. They always play with dildos shoved far up their ass cracks and always wear Sex Panther in the case of a serial rapist coming backstage for a good time UH. Their chodes always sweat intensly and each smell like a locker room full of gay guys in one huge sweaty sauna orgy. Thank you and goodnight.

dude DMB is currently sucking on the end of george bush's bush hairs and covering them in grey poupon and humping my door, John Belushis titties make me so horny.

DMB by wewillrockyou July 27, 2006