When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row
Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?
Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.
Duder 1: nivr
Duder 2: what the fuck?
Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys
Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up
When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.
Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."
Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
A powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don't get too fucked up drunk
Duder 1: "Ok guys let's make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend."
Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."
Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"
A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
The people you invite (usually your best friends) to one of your family get togethers who end up making an ass out of you and ruining the party.
Duder: "What are you doing with that squirt gun?"
Crasher 1: "You're uncle is going down son!"
Crasher 2: "Oh my god dude! You hit him right in the face while he was talking! Run dude run!"
Duder: "Shit guys, get the hell out of here quick. He grabbed some baked beans. I think he's gonna pour them on your car!"
Crasher 2: "Can't believe u had the balls to do that dude."
Crasher 1: "I know, are we the best family get together crashers or what?"
Failures and let downs in your buddy's life which, if mentioned in front of his mother, would produce a nagging tirade.
Duder 1: "So Mrs. G, I heard your son dropped out of college?"
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.
Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"
Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"
Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"
Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"
Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."