Chappelle called it

A term used when something predicted by Dave Chappelle or joked about on Chappelle's Show comes true.
Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"

Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."

Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."
by westfalia February 17, 2010
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dealing average

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.
Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
mugGet the dealing averagemug.

bitchety bitch

A female that is more of a bitch than other bitches because of her selfishness, constant complaining and disregard of other people's well beings. The female version of a dickety dick.
Chica 1: "You're going to wear that? It makes your hips look as wide as the Titanic."

Chica 2: "You serious? I want to go kill myself right now."

Chica 1: "M'eh! Don't crack the concrete when you hit."

Chica 2: "You're such a bitchety bitch! We all know that shit on your face is herpes, not a cold sore."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
mugGet the bitchety bitchmug.

rhea

An alternate, more kid-friendly term for diarrhea.
Kid: "Uh oh mommy I gotta go poo! I think it's wet."

Mom: "Oh! Do you have rhea?"

Kid: "Yeah..."
by westfalia December 12, 2009
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achievement sex list

A list of women that, were a guy to have sex with any of them, would be considered a massive accomplishment. Mostly kept mentally by white guys.
Duder 1: "So, dude what's on your achievement sex list?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
by westfalia December 23, 2009
mugGet the achievement sex listmug.

mo blacker

A process non-african-american's go through to acquire more 'African-American' type characteristics. It is most often white guys that are tring to get stereotypically mo blacker.
Duder 1: "So, let me get this straight. You now have had sex with a black girl, got multiple tickets, holler at every fine asian girl, enjoy grape drink and Hennessy, you can't swim and have started rapping. You're gettin' mo blacker by the day son!"

Duder 2: "Yeah, fo sho."
by westfalia January 8, 2010
mugGet the mo blackermug.

MSB

Stands for Mother Sister Black. A woman that is african-american, has children and is known to a guy as his buddy's sister would classify as an MSB. Most white men have an 'achivement sex list' which includes a mom, a black girl, somebody's sister, a teacher, etc... If a white guy has sex with an MSB it is considered a powerful achievement.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you fucked Garrett's sister. She's half black and has a kid dude. You totally scored an MSB!"

Duder 2: "I know man, it was pretty amazing. Those titties were so nice."

Duder 1: "Damn! You're so far ahead of me now. All you have left on your list is a teacher. I got a lot of catching up to do."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
mugGet the MSBmug.

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