Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."
Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
by westfalia December 08, 2009
A person that was born in the US, but spent a big portion of their life in a foreign country before coming back to the US. Native foreigners tend to act like real foreigners with US papers.
Duder 1: "So-a I come-a to this-a country with $5 and I am-a going to a make-a millions rapping."
Duder 2: "Dude were you born in Italy? You sound so foreign especially when you rap."
Duder 1: "No doggy, I was straight born in Miami son!"
Duder 2: "Damn! You are one native foreigner for sure doggy."
Duder 2: "Dude were you born in Italy? You sound so foreign especially when you rap."
Duder 1: "No doggy, I was straight born in Miami son!"
Duder 2: "Damn! You are one native foreigner for sure doggy."
by westfalia February 01, 2010
Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
by westfalia April 23, 2010
The one day where all your pending bank transactions go through before you can deposit or transfer money to cover them.
Duder 1: "Fucking school loan payment, grocery store, vet bill payment and my dinner out Saturday night all went through today! I got like three overdraft fees son! I'm broke!"
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
A list of women that, were a guy to have sex with any of them, would be considered a massive accomplishment. Mostly kept mentally by white guys.
Duder 1: "So, dude what's on your achievement sex list?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
by westfalia December 23, 2009