A long period of painful, awkward silence when you're talking with your girl about something important. These long pauses make you seriously consider suicide.
Duder: "I don't want you to stop flirting with asian guys because of me, I just want you to understand how I feel"
Chica : "Yeah, I know"
*long silence*
Duder: "What are you thinking?"
Chica: "About what I should do"
*long silence*
Duder: "Damn, another suicide pause. Let's wrap this up before I go off the deep end."
Chica : "Yeah, I know"
*long silence*
Duder: "What are you thinking?"
Chica: "About what I should do"
*long silence*
Duder: "Damn, another suicide pause. Let's wrap this up before I go off the deep end."
by westfalia December 30, 2009
Get the suicide pausemug. Chica: "Babe, you going to make me that frozen pizza?"
Duder: "Yea, hold on a second bitch! Gotta slice up some hot dogs to add next to the sausage and pepperoni."
Chica: "Yeah! I love hot dogs! You're such a creative hot dogger."
Duder: "Yea, hold on a second bitch! Gotta slice up some hot dogs to add next to the sausage and pepperoni."
Chica: "Yeah! I love hot dogs! You're such a creative hot dogger."
by westfalia January 12, 2010
Get the creative hot doggermug. Chica: "Damn that was good. I came like 4 times. Was it good for you?"
Duder: "I'm gettin' my pants on then it's peace out I'm out bitch. Don't call me."
Duder: "I'm gettin' my pants on then it's peace out I'm out bitch. Don't call me."
by westfalia February 4, 2010
Get the peace out I'm outmug. A canine that has a look on his face of utter despair. Each time you look a suicidal dog in the eyes it makes you wonder if the dog's ever going to try to commit suicide.
Duder 1: "What the hell is wrong with your beagle dude? He looks like he wants to kill himself."
Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."
Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."
Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."
Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."
by westfalia January 4, 2010
Get the suicidal dogmug. Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"
Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."
Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"
Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"
Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."
Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"
Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"
by westfalia May 31, 2011
Get the Half-tanmug. A powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don't get too fucked up drunk.
Duder 1: "Ok guys let's make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend."
Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."
Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"
Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."
Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"
by westfalia January 19, 2010
Get the booze bouncermug. A person that eagerly tries to get the ball rolling on your house warming party. House warming activists are very tenacious and often ask you 'when is your house warming party?' every day.
Duder 1: "Dude you moved in like 2 days ago! He's already asking you about that?"
Duder 2: "Yea dude I see him every day at lunch and the first thing he says is 'When's your house warming?'."
Duder 1: "Damn son! You got yourself a house warming activist right there."
Duder 2: "Yea dude I see him every day at lunch and the first thing he says is 'When's your house warming?'."
Duder 1: "Damn son! You got yourself a house warming activist right there."
by westfalia March 5, 2010
Get the house warming activistmug.