westfalia's definitions

creative hot dogger

A person that skillfully incorporates hot dogs into his or her everyday foods.

Chica: "Babe, you going to make me that frozen pizza?"

Duder: "Yea, hold on a second bitch! Gotta slice up some hot dogs to add next to the sausage and pepperoni."

Chica: "Yeah! I love hot dogs! You're such a creative hot dogger."

by westfalia January 12, 2010

unbreakable head

A model skull complete with eye sockets, mouth, a nose and hair that is forged out of clay. Once fired, this clay head turns into an unbreakable head, if and only if, it can withstand a fall from a second story window or higher. Most unbreakable heads are made in high school art class.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude nice head."

Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"

Duder 1: "Of course!"

(after the test...)

Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"

Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"

by westfalia January 12, 2010

weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.

Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

sprung phase

The time early on in a new relationship where a man or woman will do anything to see their gilfriend or boyfriend. You can tell a person is in their sprung phase if they get jealous of their gilfriend or boyfriend's ex, drop in on their gilfriend or boyfriend at work or can't stop showing pictures of their new girlfriend or boyfriend to every one they know.

Duder 1: "Check out my new girl's facebook. She's so hot huh?"

Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."

Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."

Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

burger champ

The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.

Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"

(all start chowing down)

Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"

Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"

Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."

Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."

Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

stone-perfect environment

A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.

Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"

Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"

Duder 1: "Sure I guess."

Rich: "That a boy!"

Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"

Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."

by westfalia January 13, 2010