westfalia's definitions

road rhymin'

When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.

Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."

Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."

Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

repeat wardrobe

A person's extremely small collection (usually 3 or 4 pieces) of clothing that they wear every week. Most people with a repeat wardrobe get made fun of frequently.

Duder 1: "Look dude there's that Italian kid. He's wearing that damn blue shirt again."

Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."

Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

booze bouncer

A powerful guy you tell to watch out for you and your buddies to make sure you don't get too fucked up drunk.

Duder 1: "Ok guys let's make sure we get at least 2 songs down when we jam this weekend."

Duder 2: "Yea for sure. I hope we don't get too fucked up though."

Duder 3: "Oh you know what we need? We need a booze bouncer! How about Rich?"

by westfalia January 19, 2010

sprung phase

The time early on in a new relationship where a man or woman will do anything to see their gilfriend or boyfriend. You can tell a person is in their sprung phase if they get jealous of their gilfriend or boyfriend's ex, drop in on their gilfriend or boyfriend at work or can't stop showing pictures of their new girlfriend or boyfriend to every one they know.

Duder 1: "Check out my new girl's facebook. She's so hot huh?"

Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."

Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."

Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

package peaker

A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"

Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."

Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

pet drop-off

The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.

Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"

by westfalia April 14, 2010

Half-tan

When only half of your body gets tanned in a tanning bed because you forgot to close the lid.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"

Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."

Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"

Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"

by westfalia May 31, 2011