relex

A combination of 'relax' and 'sex'. Relex is the act of relaxing while having sexual intercourse.

Duder 1: "How was your first time?"

Duder 2: "Oh man it was cool. I was totally relex. I wasn't nervous at all."

Duder 1: "You're my idol dude."

by westfalia December 9, 2009

hella nades

A term that used when a large amount of grenades are thrown and explode at one time. Most commonly used while playing video games online.

Duder 1: "Damn dude they comin' on strong."

Duder 2: "Oh shit! Hella nades son! Crouch! Crouch!"

Duder 1: "Damn dude, I died."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

incognito bush

A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).

Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."

Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"

Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"

Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"

by westfalia May 11, 2010

biblical rhyme

When a person references something from the Bible in one of their rap songs.

Duder 1: "We are Burrito Chain. Throw it down like Abel and Caiiiiiinnnn."

Duder 2: "What the fuck dude!?! Did you just get a biblical rhyme in there?"

by westfalia February 3, 2010

club snub

A small pistol that can easily be concealed in night clubs and bars.

Thug 1: "Yo dogg that little wannabe is gonna be at da club tonight. You best grab your club snub."

Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

Elton John sack

The term used for a man's nutsack that has one piercing on the right testicle.

Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."

Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"

Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

younger like Benjamin Button

A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.

Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"

Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"

Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."

by westfalia February 4, 2010