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Duder 1: "Ha ha I can't believe he stepped on that burning bag full of dog shit."
Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."
Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."
Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the classic as fuckmug. The powerful and unstoppable odor you can't get out of your car. Most common ride stanks are pet-related or food-related.
Duder 1: "Holy shit it stinks up in your Lancer doggy!"
Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."
Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"
Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."
Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"
by westfalia January 4, 2010
Get the ride stankmug. A term used when talking about sexual intercourse. It's most effective when paired with pelvic thrusting and pumping of the arms.
Dude 1: "Hey man did you gibbit gibbit that girl last night?" (while thrusting pelvis and pumping arms)
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah that ass was juicy!"
by westfalia December 9, 2009
Get the Gibbit Gibbitmug. Chica: "We're through! I've been cheating on you for the past 3 months!"
Duder: "Ahhhhh you bitch!" (punches a tree)
Chica: "Seriously? Nice display of public rage. You're such a loser."
Duder: "Ahhhhh you bitch!" (punches a tree)
Chica: "Seriously? Nice display of public rage. You're such a loser."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
Get the public ragemug. The olympics of pooping competitions. Games include: seeing who can poo the most times in one day, seeing who can poo the most by mass in one day and seeing who can clog the toilet the most times in one day. The poolympics typically contain 2-4 male 'athletes'.
Duder 1: "You ready for some poolympics dude?"
Duer 2: "Yea, what you wanna do? How about seeing who can clog the shitter the most today?"
Duder 1: "Sounds good to me! I downed 4 burritos last night, just in case you wanted to play."
Duer 2: "Yea, what you wanna do? How about seeing who can clog the shitter the most today?"
Duder 1: "Sounds good to me! I downed 4 burritos last night, just in case you wanted to play."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
Get the poolympicsmug. Chica's Phone: Hey girl, thinkin bout you
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
Chica's Phone: What you doing?
Chica's Phone: I been wantin you all day
Chica's Friend: "Damn your phone is blowin' up!"
Chica: "Yea this guy is being a text terrorist. I haven't even had a chance to respond yet."
by westfalia April 23, 2010
Get the text terroristmug. A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
by westfalia January 15, 2010
Get the brake happymug.