Duder 1: "Hey man nice closet. What's with all the robes?"
Duder 2: "You know I like to be comfortable AND stylin' 24/7."
Duder 1: "Wow you have a complete line of hugh wear up in here. Now all you need are some skeezy blondes."
Duder 2: "You know I like to be comfortable AND stylin' 24/7."
Duder 1: "Wow you have a complete line of hugh wear up in here. Now all you need are some skeezy blondes."
by westfalia December 14, 2009
A rapper's most used line in various rap songs. Good rappers will find a way to squeeze their signature rhyme into multiple songs.
Duder 1: "How about this? 'I see your girl, she lookin my way. Later tonight I'll ride her like a sleigh'".
Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."
Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"
Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."
Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"
by westfalia January 08, 2010
Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
by westfalia February 13, 2010
A model skull complete with eye sockets, mouth, a nose and hair that is forged out of clay. Once fired, this clay head turns into an unbreakable head, if and only if, it can withstand a fall from a second story window or higher. Most unbreakable heads are made in high school art class.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude nice head."
Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"
Duder 1: "Of course!"
(after the test...)
Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"
Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"
Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"
Duder 1: "Of course!"
(after the test...)
Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"
Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"
by westfalia January 12, 2010
Duder 1: "Here's the beat doggy, have fun."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.
Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!
by westfalia December 04, 2009