stone-perfect environment

A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.
Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"

Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"

Duder 1: "Sure I guess."

Rich: "That a boy!"

Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"

Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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shady bff

A best friend that is acting strange and seems to be hiding something from you.
Duder 1: "So, dude I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple months. I couldn't hang out on Saturday because we were looking at apartments."

Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."

Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
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corporate insider

A friend or acquaintance that works inside a big corporation and is willing to give you sensitive information.
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You can look up the CEO's email? What is it?"

Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's bill.lumbergh@initech.com."

Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."
by westfalia January 28, 2010
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sicilian slide

When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.
Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."

Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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tax return payday

The day you receive your tax return money.
Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."

Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."

Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
by westfalia March 12, 2010
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cack brace

An object that is adhered to a crooked dick in hopes to make it straight.
Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"

Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."
by westfalia January 19, 2010
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dealing buddy

A friend that you take with you on one or more of your drug deals.
Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"

Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
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