westfalia's definitions
An invitation to an event that ends up being a hoax. The most common trick invite involves a new foreign kid being summoned to meet up after school only to find himself all alone.
Duder 1: "Yo Italian dude! Soccer today?"
Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"
Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"
Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"
Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"
Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"
Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
Get the trick invitemug. Duder 1: "Whoa! Is that your girl? I love the blue thing in her hair and her titties look so big."
Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."
Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."
Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."
Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the titty picmug. A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.
Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the link abusermug. Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"
Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."
Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."
Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."
Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
Get the shextingmug. Boy 1: "Wow dude your mom is so hot! Look at that ass."
Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."
Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."
Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."
Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
Get the mom nommug. The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.
Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!
by westfalia December 3, 2009
Get the Chop-Flushmug. When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.
Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."
Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."
Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"
Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."
Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
Get the road rhymin'mug.