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Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"
Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."
Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."
by westfalia January 19, 2010
Get the cack bracemug. Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
Get the dealing buddymug. A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.
Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."
Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."
Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."
Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
by westfalia January 21, 2010
Get the brady snatchmug. Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."
Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"
Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."
Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"
Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
Get the sex routinemug. The signature at the bottom of the emails sent from your iPhone. Your iSignature is typically changed from 'Sent from my iPhone' to something funny.
Duder 1: "So, anyway are we all going to kick it this weekend or what? I'm free Friday anytime after 7 and I'll make sure to kick my boo out so we can have dudes night. Just make sure ya'll don't drink too much because last time you tried to kiss me. You guys are such fags."
Duder 2: "I'm down. Sent from my iFuckinHateYouGuys"
Duder 3: "Nice iSignature you dick. We hate you and your iPhone too. PS: I'm down for Friday night."
Duder 2: "I'm down. Sent from my iFuckinHateYouGuys"
Duder 3: "Nice iSignature you dick. We hate you and your iPhone too. PS: I'm down for Friday night."
by westfalia July 19, 2010
Get the iSignaturemug. A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."
Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"
Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"
Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."
Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"
Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"
Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."
Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
by westfalia January 27, 2012
Get the wine tasting noobmug. Duder 1: "Whoa dude look at that big lesbian work that punching bag."
Duder 2: "Yeah man she's totally a dyke tyson."
Duder 2: "Yeah man she's totally a dyke tyson."
by westfalia December 13, 2009
Get the dyke tysonmug.