A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.
Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"
Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"
Duder 1: "Sure I guess."
Rich: "That a boy!"
Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"
Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"
Duder 1: "Sure I guess."
Rich: "That a boy!"
Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"
Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the stone-perfect environment mug.When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.
Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."
Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"
Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the sicilian slide mug.Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"
Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."
Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."
by westfalia January 19, 2010
Get the cack brace mug.Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
Get the dealing buddy mug.A model skull complete with eye sockets, mouth, a nose and hair that is forged out of clay. Once fired, this clay head turns into an unbreakable head, if and only if, it can withstand a fall from a second story window or higher. Most unbreakable heads are made in high school art class.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude nice head."
Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"
Duder 1: "Of course!"
(after the test...)
Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"
Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"
Duder 2: "Yea man it's hella hard now. Wanna throw it out the window and see if it breaks?"
Duder 1: "Of course!"
(after the test...)
Duder 1: "Nice! He's still intact. Let's call him unbreakable head!"
Duder 2: "Solid doggy!"
by westfalia January 12, 2010
Get the unbreakable head mug.Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."
Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."
Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."
Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."
Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."
Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."
Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."
Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."
Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
by westfalia January 19, 2010
Get the homeless beat down escape mug.Failures and let downs in your buddy's life which, if mentioned in front of his mother, would produce a nagging tirade.
Duder 1: "So Mrs. G, I heard your son dropped out of college?"
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
Mrs. G: "Don't even get me started! How come your girlfriend is getting her second degree when you can't even get one? Don't you know how important an education is?"
Duder 2: "Yes, mom I do. Thanks a lot you dick. Like I don't hear that enough without your help."
Duder 1: "I'd just like to say thank you to your life for providing me so much nagging ammunition."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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