A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.
Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"
Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"
Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"
Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"
Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."
Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"
Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"
Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"
Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."
by westfalia January 12, 2010
Get the sing-n-smackmug. Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"
Duder 2: "I love you Americans."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the horsecock johnsonmug. The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."
by westfalia April 23, 2010
Get the strip sadnessmug. Duder 1: "Watch out man they got snipers everywhere."
Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."
Duder 1: "That sucks dude."
Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."
Duder 1: "That sucks dude."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the got bornmug. A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.
Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."
Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."
Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."
Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."
Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."
by westfalia February 15, 2010
Get the confidential mix tapemug. The one day where all your pending bank transactions go through before you can deposit or transfer money to cover them.
Duder 1: "Fucking school loan payment, grocery store, vet bill payment and my dinner out Saturday night all went through today! I got like three overdraft fees son! I'm broke!"
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the day of overdraftsmug. Duder 1: "Here's the beat doggy, have fun."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
Get the Anglandmug.