westfalia's definitions

trick invite

An invitation to an event that ends up being a hoax. The most common trick invite involves a new foreign kid being summoned to meet up after school only to find himself all alone.

Duder 1: "Yo Italian dude! Soccer today?"

Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"

Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"

Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

CE blocker

Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.

Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."

Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"

Duder 2: "For like 6 months."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

Chappelle Tourettes

Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.

Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"

Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"

Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"

Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."

by westfalia December 8, 2009

dick book

A journal or log kept by a woman that counts the number of times she's had sex with her boyfriend.

Chica: "Hey baby, hold on a second. This will be our 400th time! We should do something special."

Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"

Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."

Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."

by westfalia December 17, 2009

th=f

A formula that helps white people translate African-American slang.

Black Duder: "Yo dogg I speak da truf! I saw that trick at da club last night."

White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"

White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."

by westfalia January 28, 2010

flash of guilt

When a person flashes 2 or more other people out of guilt. This is mostly done with peer pressure and in situations where one of the flashees is about to move away.

Duder 1: "C'mon dude show us your dick. It's legendary. And Garrett is going to move away soon. You'll never see him again."

Duder 2: "Fuck no!"

Garrett: "C'mon dude, I'll never see you again."

Duder 2: "Ok...."

Duder 1: "Yes! Flash of guilt works everytime!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

home row slip

When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row.

Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?

Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.

Duder 1: nivr

Duder 2: what the fuck?

Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys

Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up

by westfalia January 22, 2010