Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."
Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"
Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."
Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"
Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"
Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."
Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"
Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."
Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."
Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"
Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."
Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
by westfalia January 19, 2010
When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.
Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"
Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."
Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"
Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."
Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."
Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"
Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."
by westfalia October 06, 2010
Duder 1: "So your dad does what all day? Raids on WOW? What the hell is that?"
Duder 2: "So you can go to these hella difficult areas and you need hella people to go with you, then you all coordinate your attacks and shit and you have to be alert like the whole damn time and you cant leave the group for like hours. All that just for the chance that you might get something nice out of the dead bodies."
Duder 1: "Damn I didn't need to know that you raid nerd. Ha ha I still love you though."
Duder 2: "So you can go to these hella difficult areas and you need hella people to go with you, then you all coordinate your attacks and shit and you have to be alert like the whole damn time and you cant leave the group for like hours. All that just for the chance that you might get something nice out of the dead bodies."
Duder 1: "Damn I didn't need to know that you raid nerd. Ha ha I still love you though."
by westfalia February 09, 2010
A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.
Duder 1: "How the fuck did you win best eyes? I have way better eyes than you do!"
Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."
Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."
Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."
Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.
Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"
Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"
Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."
Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"
Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."
by westfalia February 04, 2010
A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.
Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
by westfalia January 13, 2010