Definitions by westfalia
sex schedule
Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.
Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
sex schedule by westfalia January 29, 2010
sex routine
Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."
Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"
Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."
Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"
Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."
sex routine by westfalia January 29, 2010
Angland
Duder 1: "Here's the beat doggy, have fun."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
putta camera
Duder 1: "Ok, drop that beat. Hit it."
Duder 2: "I take her to da home yea, I putta camera, I tell her"
Duder 1: "Cut! Did you just say 'putta camera'? That's sick doggy!"
Duder 2: "I take her to da home yea, I putta camera, I tell her"
Duder 1: "Cut! Did you just say 'putta camera'? That's sick doggy!"
putta camera by westfalia January 28, 2010
corporate insider
A friend or acquaintance that works inside a big corporation and is willing to give you sensitive information.
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You can look up the CEO's email? What is it?"
Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's bill.lumbergh@initech.com."
Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."
Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's bill.lumbergh@initech.com."
Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."
corporate insider by westfalia January 28, 2010
th=f
Black Duder: "Yo dogg I speak da truf! I saw that trick at da club last night."
White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"
White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."
White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"
White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."
shady bff
Duder 1: "So, dude I'm moving in with my girlfriend in a couple months. I couldn't hang out on Saturday because we were looking at apartments."
Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."
Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"
Duder 2: "You son of a bitch! I knew something was going on. You were totally acting like a shady bff."
Duder 1: "Ha ha yeah dude sorry. I was going to tell you, I just didn't want you to get mad!"