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ghost paranoia 

A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
Duder 1: "No for real. I came home one day and my beagle was on top of that fucking ledge. Way up there. I mean, how did he get up there? He can't jump that high."

Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."

Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"

Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
ghost paranoia by westfalia January 26, 2010
Used to describe a guy who is cocky about his penis size.
Duder 1: "Dude my cack looks so big sometimes."

Duder 2: "I'm so happy for you... what the fuck am I supposed to say to that dude? You're so cacky sometimes."
cacky by westfalia January 22, 2010

home row slip 

When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row.
Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?

Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.

Duder 1: nivr

Duder 2: what the fuck?

Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys

Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up
home row slip by westfalia January 22, 2010

brady snatch 

A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.
Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."

Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."

Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
brady snatch by westfalia January 21, 2010

reverse rodney 

When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.
Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."

Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
reverse rodney by westfalia January 20, 2010

vide-ho rejection 

When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.
Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."

Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
vide-ho rejection by westfalia January 20, 2010

death escape 

When you very nearly get away from something or someone that would have killed you.
Chica: "My brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was."

Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?"

Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape."
death escape by westfalia January 20, 2010