westfalia's definitions

road rhymin'

When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.

Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."

Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."

Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

dog the demolisher

Any canine that destroys your place while you are away. The most common casualties of dog the demolisher include window drapes, windowsills, walls, coffee tables and blinds.

Duder 1: "Holy fuck dude what happened to all your shit?"

Duder 2: "My damn border collie chewed the shit out of my drapes and tore some paint off the walls. This shit is going to cost me like $500 bucks to fix."

Duder 1: "Damn, you got yourself dog the demolisher right there dude."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

trick invite

An invitation to an event that ends up being a hoax. The most common trick invite involves a new foreign kid being summoned to meet up after school only to find himself all alone.

Duder 1: "Yo Italian dude! Soccer today?"

Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"

Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"

Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

available ass

The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.

Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"

Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."

Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

repeat wardrobe

A person's extremely small collection (usually 3 or 4 pieces) of clothing that they wear every week. Most people with a repeat wardrobe get made fun of frequently.

Duder 1: "Look dude there's that Italian kid. He's wearing that damn blue shirt again."

Duder 2: "Yea man he's got the worst repeat wardrobe I've ever seen."

Duder 1: "Hey blue shirt kid! Come here, I got some Spanish homework I need help with."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

math pro bono

A public service (that usually lasts all year) in which you voluntarily take time out of your day to help your buddy pass math class. Most common math pro bono's involve one American student and the foreign kid he's grown fond of and befriended.

Foreign Kid: "Yo dude I don't get this shit! What the fuck is teach talking about when he says cosine of 30 degrees?"

American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"

Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."

by westfalia January 12, 2010

sing-n-smack

A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.

Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"

Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"

Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"

Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"

Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."

by westfalia January 12, 2010