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Definitions by westfalia

house warming activist

A person that eagerly tries to get the ball rolling on your house warming party. House warming activists are very tenacious and often ask you 'when is your house warming party?' every day.
Duder 1: "Dude you moved in like 2 days ago! He's already asking you about that?"

Duder 2: "Yea dude I see him every day at lunch and the first thing he says is 'When's your house warming?'."

Duder 1: "Damn son! You got yourself a house warming activist right there."

Chappelle called it 

A term used when something predicted by Dave Chappelle or joked about on Chappelle's Show comes true.
Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"

Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."

Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."
Chappelle called it by westfalia February 17, 2010

confidential mix tape 

A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.
Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."

Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."

Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."
confidential mix tape by westfalia February 15, 2010

dealing average 

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.
Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
dealing average by westfalia February 12, 2010

dealing buddy 

A friend that you take with you on one or more of your drug deals.
Duder 1: "Hey I'm dropping some trim tonight. You wanna come with?"

Duder 2: "Say what? For real? You want me to be your dealing buddy for the night?"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, just don't say anything dumb. Oh and here, wear this fake mustache."
dealing buddy by westfalia February 12, 2010

baking preview 

When a person lets you know in advance what they plan on baking for some event or just for fun.
Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."

Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
baking preview by westfalia February 11, 2010

pic ruiner 

A photograph in which one person looks like shit and therefore brings down the overall quality and potential of the memory.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude your girl is looking hot in this club pic. Why come your ass is all sweaty and looking like doo doo?"

Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."

Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."
pic ruiner by westfalia February 9, 2010