westfalia's definitions

emeriltator

A person that imitates Emeril Lagasse while they are cooking. Examples include: throwing a kitchen towel over their shoulder and yelling "Bam!" every time they add spices and seasonings to things.

Duder 1: "Smells good dude. Why do you have that towel on your shoulder?"

Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"

Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."

by westfalia December 11, 2009

rhea

An alternate, more kid-friendly term for diarrhea.

Kid: "Uh oh mommy I gotta go poo! I think it's wet."

Mom: "Oh! Do you have rhea?"

Kid: "Yeah..."

by westfalia December 12, 2009

dub dub dub

A more gangsta way to say "WWW" (World Wide Web). Most commonly used in the hood.

Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"

Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."

Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."

by westfalia December 12, 2009

dyke tyson

A burly lesbian that loves boxing and bad tattoos.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude look at that big lesbian work that punching bag."

Duder 2: "Yeah man she's totally a dyke tyson."

by westfalia December 13, 2009

hugh wear

A name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes.

Duder 1: "Hey man nice closet. What's with all the robes?"

Duder 2: "You know I like to be comfortable AND stylin' 24/7."

Duder 1: "Wow you have a complete line of hugh wear up in here. Now all you need are some skeezy blondes."

by westfalia December 14, 2009

poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

mom nom

A nomination for the hottest MILF ever seen.

Boy 1: "Wow dude your mom is so hot! Look at that ass."

Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."

Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."

by westfalia December 15, 2009