wes's definitions

emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes April 30, 2005

crusade

War fought by Western Europe to stop the encroching Muslium Armies of the East, also to regain Spain from the earlier Muslium conquest.

Due to the Attack on the Byzentine Empire the Roman Pope called for a Crusade to help the Eastern Empire defend itself.

by wes July 24, 2003

diddy step

This is a quick and abrupt step to the left or right that resembles a hop and can be seen in Sean P. Diddy Combs' dance routines.

Matt always has Coles DIDDY STEPPIN on kids on Madden

by Wes February 25, 2005

Raging Bull

The best movie of the 80's. A powerful, raw and poetic masterpiece.

-Raging Bull is the greatest movie of the 80's. Don't you agree Arlo?
-No, I am going to say-- Taxi Driver.
But that came out in 1976.
-Oh, then Evil Dead II.
-You're a dumbass.
-I know. I am about to leave for the Korova Milk Bar, chat later. We're talking good horrorshow.
-Peace out bitch.

by Wes December 10, 2004

run up in

1. anal sex

2. looking dishoveled, messy, tired, unruly

"I'm trying to stay out of jail so I never get run up in."

or

"Why did you come to work lookin' all run up in."

or

"I thought she was cute, but when I got closer she looked all run up in."

by Wes August 20, 2003

fl'o

floor

get on tha fl'o biotch.

by wes August 8, 2003

nut brownie

a good-sized piece of feces filled with various nuts which came from previous meals

hey seth come here, i just dropped a load of nut brownies

by wes April 12, 2005