webster's definitions

sideways

adj. The orientation of an asian woman's vagina.

Kim shaved two dots into her bush and made a smiley face with her sideways vagina.

by Webster June 25, 2004

turd burgler

Illogical term. Excrement or fudge burgler would be more appropriate.

You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.

by webster September 18, 2004

nosebleed section

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.

We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.

by Webster April 20, 2004

Freedom Fries

Words for eat this and don't try to back talk the USA. Used by the idiocy of america, a republican who wants to move the sheep of America into Isolation and Stupidity. A cracker who wants to share fries.

Would you like to eat my small fries. No, I would like you to poison yourself. Join the military, you'll enjoy a good forgetful death.

by Webster May 9, 2003

Camstatine

A hot german girl who lives in VA.

My Camstantineee. Ya spin around me like a dream, we played out on this movie screeen.

by Webster February 24, 2003

sachmoe

Another word for bed.

I'm gonna hit the sachmoe.

by Webster February 13, 2005

Penn

Slang for the University of Pennsylvania. Also called UPenn.

Penn is one of the Ivies.

by Webster April 7, 2003