warnhubb's definitions

Sunday school turds

A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amount of time just grunting, huffing, puffing and pushing and all you get is these tiny, round hard innocent little turd balls known as "Sunday school turds."

Man, I think all that cheese plugged me up. No matter how much I felt that I needed to poop, all that would come out was just a couple little Sunday school turds!

by Warnhubb November 18, 2007

bacteria face

Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.

Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.

by warnhubb December 29, 2007

Jehovah Witness Proof

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.

It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!

by Warnhubb May 18, 2008

Jenny Craig dropout

A term to identify a fat, overweight person

Wow, look at that Jenny Craig dropout, she must weigh in at 350 pounds dripping wet!

by warnhubb March 23, 2008

Alpo Night

A term that describes that the bar or club that you are at is lacking attractive women, and further indicates that the ones present are considered DOGS. Alpo is a brand name of dog food.

I think it's time to go home and call it a night, it looks like it has been another Alpo Night at every bar and club we've been at today, not one hot looking babe in sight!

by Warnhubb March 25, 2008

Cutty Arm

A term to describe someone who has been drinking booze for so many years that their elbow is bent to the shape of holding a glass and raising it toward their mouth to drink.

That Ted Kennedy guy looks pretty rummy and he definitely has the "Cutty Arm."

by Warnhubb June 22, 2008